Whats the strangest thing you ever found in your beer?

[GilaMinumBeer]

I find the bottom of a glass everytime! No matter how many times I pour beer back into the glass I always find the bottom again.

It's disturbing! I try my hardest to keep filling the glass but, eventually, I get to a point where I can't even find the glass.

 

[schweaty]

I had a fly and a leaf in my boil once. Turned out to be a really good IIPA but I won't dare do it again on purpose

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

I found some flavor in my beer. Lots of it. Try finding some of that at a BMC bar.

 

[MikeG]

I find the bottom of a glass everytime! No matter how many times I pour beer back into the glass I always find the bottom again.

...

Let me send you some of my homebrew, that'll fix that problem!

 

[EvilTOJ]

A few days ago I was having some delicious 777 RyePA. I took a swig, and noticed there was foreign matter besides beer in my mouth. Rather than spitting the whole mouthful out, I moved the whatever it was to my lips, swallowed the beer, THEN looked to see what it was.

Luckily it was a hop leaf. Does this mean I'm hardcore, obsessed, an alcoholic, or just frugal?

 

[conpewter]

I found my extra stir-bar in the trub of the 999 barleywine. Since I pitched the barleywine on the yeast cake of the previous brew, let it sit in primary for 1.5 months I'd totally forgot about dumping that in with the yeast starter for the first brew.

 

[pizzaman]

a pubic hair

 

[bull8042]

a pubic hair

If you would listen to the advice here, you would know to use a hop bag, not tea-bag it!
Wait a minute, you probably DID get that advice here now that I think about it.

 

[Hound_Dog]

I was drinking one of the last few bottles from my first batch last night, and when I poured it into a glass I found Waldo.

 

[user 22118]

I found that the answer really is 42...shocked I tell you. And I found an urge to take a shot of tequila...

 

[IrregularPulse]

I found that the answer really is 42...shocked I tell you. And I found an urge to take a shot of tequila...

I'm sorry what did you say?


I found an obsession in the bottom of the glass after consuming my first bottle of my first batch. At first it looked small and controllable, but I kept pulling and pulling, despite warning from SWMBO, and now it's overtaken my basement, garage, and even the kitchen. Although SWMBO has found ways to keep it at bay in the kitchen, I have not. He is a very expensive house guest and usually steals all my money and food while I'm asleep, but then out of nowhere a few months later, he magically places kegs in my keezer. It's a Love Hate Relationship. I love it, SWMBO Hates it.

 

[skadalajara]

I once found the secret to true happiness, but after a few more beers I forgot what it was.
I've come to realize that it's the beer after all.

 

[Boondoggie]

I found that the answer really is 42...shocked I tell you. And I found an urge to take a shot of tequila...

The question being "What is Gilligan's number when the Harlem Globetrotters came to the island?" ? (I'm a DA fan and avid 42 spotter...)

 

[TAK]

42?... 42!

What kind of answer is that?

I once found a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

 

[ubnserved]

a pubic hair

You must have been drinking Billy Klubb's Scrote-Ish Ale.