I brew in the back yard and any neighbor within eyesight knows what I'm up to.
It's the county police cruiser that shows up in my driveway every other week that gets the nosy neighbors talking. Never mind that it's my friend that I've known for 30 years. When we go on vacation he'll park in my driveway and eat his lunch. Can't ask for any better home security than that.
Ink, I like that version better than "supervised probation".