Bud Light, Millers Lite, Coors Light, Banquet, High Life, and Bud Heavy aka Budweiser.
Limiting myself to beer actually sold in bottles that I've tried and based on how I feel right now:
Great Divide Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti
River North J'Marie
Deshuetes Chad
Lagunitas - Lagunits Sucks
Upslope Thai White IPA
Victory Golden Monkey
If I could include local stuff not sold in bottles I'd replace most of those. Not the Yeti or Chad though.
Where is the Bud Lime in that bunch?