What is this stuff?

[Fish]

obviously you all haven't been clued in that turn signals do not come standard in all cars. They are upgrades and cost more. That is why so few people have them.

 

[trinitone]

What kind of underwear does one use to filter such a concoction?

Used... Well used.

 

[Cheesefood]

Used... Well used.

Yeah, you'd need something to kill that horrible fermented sugar flavor.

 

[Rhoobarb]

A friend of mine's 'manhood' is so huge that it scares some women and is giving him a complex. What should he do?

 

[Orfy]

A friend of mine's 'manhood' is so huge that it scares some women and is giving him a complex. What should he do?

Go fnck his self?

 

[Cheesefood]

A friend of mine's 'manhood' is so huge that it scares some women and is giving him a complex. What should he do?

You can say my name, you don't have to refer to me as "a friend of mine".

 

[McKBrew]

No, wrong. It doesn't take all kinds. This world would be JUST fine without a whole bunch of kinds. Like the jerkasses in the front of the line who make a left turn at an intersection when the light turns green and cut off the people on the opposite side who are going straight, just because he's too much of an impatient ******* to wait his turn and yield to those who have the right of way.

We'd be fine with those kinds.

I saw almost exactly what you described happen a couple of days ago. Fortunately for me, they turned after I went through the light. I thought maybe they had changed the law here, since two cars did it in a row.

That same day, we had a safety meeting at work, and were talking about all of the things on the job that could be hazardous. I personally think the most dangerous part of my day is driving to and from work.

Everyone says they have the worst drivers. When I lived in WA state, I thought that Seattle drivers were bad. Then I moved to Oahu (1 million people, not that many miles of road), and discovered the worst drivers I have ever seen. But, then I've never been to Virginia or Memphis, so maybe I haven't seen the worst.

 

[the_bird]

You can say my name, you don't have to refer to me as "a friend of mine".

It's also acceptable to refer to Cheese as your "F*ck Buddy"

 

[mysterio]

It should be safe, but taste horrible.

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

"a friend of mine" didn't want to wait for his beer to ferment so he drank some wort and ate a package of yeast...

 

[EvilTOJ]

"A friend of mine" drank a bunch of diet coke and swallowed some mentos and now he's burping. A lot. Is m... his stomach going to asplode?

 

[Cheesefood]

A friend of mine has a windmill fetish. How can I break him of it?

 

[Pumbaa]

A friend of mine has a windmill fetish. How can I break him of it?

send him THIS link , MU HAHAHAHAHAHA
or that www. phontrace. org one works well too

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

'my friend' was dropped on my... his... his head as a baby.

Windmill fetish? Talk about random...