What is the correct response to "Thank You"?

[mikescooling]

You're welcome is wrong, You're welcome in my home. You're welcome to have some beer. Now if you thank me for something I have already done, why would I welcome you again. That is why welcome mats are at the front door. enter and move on. If someone thanks me and it's no big deal, I say no problem. If it something like thank-you for letting me be late paying you back money, then it's "5 across the eye's", if he has two black eyes it's because he didn't listen.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Ive always liked "of course". "Thank you for that" "of course".

 

[m_c_zero]

I like to switch it up and get a little ethnical on them and say "No problemo!"

 

[Buetow]

At work it is always NP or no problem. I was married in Jamaica. Everything there is "No Problem".

 

[BobbiLynn]

No problem, anytime buddy.

 

[ChshreCat]

I like to switch it up and get a little ethnical on them and say "No problemo!"

Only if you want to let them know you don't know Spanish.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Estudio espanol en la escuela para tres anos. Tambien, mi amiga era de Mexico. No puedo hablar con fluidez, pero puedo hablar un poco. No problemo, mi amigo!!

 

[Zuljin]

Kick dirt on their shoes.

 

[ChshreCat]

Problema. No problema.

-Señor Semántico

 

[sudbuster]

The right answer is "You're Welcome", "My Pleasure", "Anytime", etc. but NOT "No Problem." I never said there was a problem in the first place!!!

/Rant!

EDIT - I added a poll. It seems that I may be in the minority on this one which I find interesting.

Por nada!

 

[Pratzie]

I prefer "...Your Mother, Trebek!"

Usually goes well, but not always