I have moved passed the rage drinking of my insipid holiday beer and moved into the vengeance drinking stage. A retaliatory recipe has been written and the wheels of reprisal are now in motion. Soon, these pusillanimous tropical hops will suffer the ignominy of the garbage disposal and be replaced by the power and glory of C-hops.
These effete tropical hops with their decadent hints of guava, passion fruit, and coy notes of lime shall be smitted and in their place shall rise a behemoth reeking of gas station air fresheners, lemon Pine-sol, and industrial citrus cleaning products!
Mark my words. Vengeance shall be mine!
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