What are you drinking now?

[BUCKNUTS]

Good looking out Psylocide. This makes me feel bad that I started the Pillow Club at work. The Pillow Club is joined by patients who piss me off so much that I want to put the pillow over their face and Hold down firmly until cessation of vital signs.

 

[finsfan]

Good looking out Psylocide. This makes me feel bad that I started the Pillow Club at work. The Pillow Club is joined by patients who piss me off so much that I want to put the pillow over their face and Hold down firmly until cessation of vital signs.

Anyway you could send me an IV of electrolytes? solely becuase its what plants crave...

 

[BUCKNUTS]

Anyway you could send me an IV of electrolytes? solely becuase its what plants crave...

They call that misappropriation where I work and fire people for it otherwise it would be no problem

 

[finsfan]

They call that misappropriation where I work and fire people for it otherwise it would be no problem

It is helps, its going to a good cause. Im preparing for when I can drink again and fear for the hangover that ensues my overindulgence. It was @beermeduffman 's idea.

 

[thatjonguy]

Wow. Craziest lunch break ever.

TL;DR incoming.

There's an elderly lady that lives about 5 houses down that is fairly large, ~350 lbs (if I had to guess) and has a pretty hard time getting around. She lives alone and is always out front in a purple muumuu.

Well, I'm driving home and see her lying on her stomach on the garage floor. I pull over and start freaking out that I'm going to walk in there and she's going to be dead.

Luckily she was moving but told me she had fallen and was lying there for over an hour. She had managed to crawl from her driveway to the garage and yelled for help for the first 20 mins or so, but gave up.

I sat her up and told her I was going to get help. She said she didn't want any men to help, and I just looked at her and said, "Yeah, I'm going to get a couple of guys, there's no ladies on this street that could really help us out here." She knew what I meant but asked me to go get the neighbor lady next door to sit with her. I did that, then rounded up a couple guys that I knew would be home.

She had a gate belt so we got that on her and proceeded to lift her up into a chair that she had in the garage. She was able to stand up from there and walk around, but not before the neighbor guy told her to get a lifealert or something like that.

She didn't want to hear anything about it but was crying as soon as we got her in the chair.

Adrenaline overload. Had a beer and went back to work.

Good job man! Someone will be happy you saved their loved one!

 

[Psylocide]

anyway you could send me an iv of electrolytes? Solely becuase its what plants crave... :d

 

[BUCKNUTS]

It is helps, its going to a good cause. Im preparing for when I can drink again and fear for the hangover that ensues my overindulgence. It was @beermeduffman 's idea.

In the army the nurses always gave themselves IVs and they were too hung over. I wasn't a nurse then I was a combat engineer so I didn't benefit from any of tthose IVs

 

[thatjonguy]

It is helps, its going to a good cause. Im preparing for when I can drink again and fear for the hangover that ensues my overindulgence. It was @beermeduffman 's idea.

I have a friend in Denver that does this sort of thing professionally, she is a registered paramedic that now is a VP of some company that provides the aforementioned services.

I'm going to hang out with her during GABF...for obvious reasons.

@finsfan maybe you end this streak in Denver? They can hook it up in your hotel room while you drink.

I bet if you ask nice you could get a catheter out of the deal. You wouldn't even have to go @Bucknuts off the balcony into the pool!

 

[gbing]

Doesn't have the "snap" that I look for and love in a heff. Not the worst beer I've ever consumed though.... no no no, that was the HB Nut Brown Ale courtesy of Black Rock..... Left me horrified and outraged! And drunk, it was strong and I still drank it..... I seriously considered dumping the whole batch several times, but after 4 of them I kinda forgot how ****ty they were. Thank jeebus they're done! On to HB Witbier next!

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[BeerMeDuffMan]

In the army the nurses always gave themselves IVs and they were too hung over. I wasn't a nurse then I was a combat engineer so I didn't benefit from any of tthose IVs

Mortrin 800 was the USMC wonder drug. Missing teeth, Mortrin 800. Body hurts? Morris 800. Recent dental surgery removing all four wisdom teeth? Mortrin 800. I thought an IV was completely a fictitious lie cooked up my an officer promising a better life.

 

[PatrickGoss]

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It's pretty much gumballhead.

 

[BreezyBrew]

And so it begins.

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[BUCKNUTS]

Mortrin 800 was the USMC wonder drug. Missing teeth, Mortrin 800. Body hurts? Morris 800. Recent dental surgery removing all four wisdom teeth? Mortrin 800. I thought an IV was completely a fictitious lie cooked up my an officer promising a better life.

Yeah the Marine Corps is on another level.

 

[finsfan]

I have a friend in Denver that does this sort of thing professionally, she is a registered paramedic that now is a VP of some company that provides the aforementioned services.

I'm going to hang out with her during GABF...for obvious reasons.

@finsfan maybe you end this streak in Denver? They can hook it up in your hotel room while you drink.

I bet if you ask nice you could get a catheter out of the deal. You wouldn't even have to go @Bucknuts off the balcony into the pool!

that timing would actually work out perfect haha not sure I will make it this year. I need to in the future though!

 

[Remmy]

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[KVANTAN]

Mortrin 800 was the USMC wonder drug. Missing teeth, Mortrin 800. Body hurts? Morris 800. Recent dental surgery removing all four wisdom teeth? Mortrin 800. I thought an IV was completely a fictitious lie cooked up my an officer promising a better life.

I had some rough times in the Navy and it was the same with the Motrin 800. Useless horse pills that I could barely choke down. More likely to die of choking than to have any useful effect.

 

[sompls]

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Homer

This is very good

 

[BreezyBrew]

One is cloying and the other is unrelentingly bitter. The balanced IPA is born.

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[SupervisingChildren]

Slamming a fruit salad blonde before daughter's softball game. Do they really need to play 3 times per week?

 

[BreezyBrew]

Slamming a fruit salad blonde before daughter's softball game. Do they really need to play 3 times per week?

No! That's crazy to me. But what do I know, I don't have kids and could drink beer for a living.

 

[TheCADJockey]

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I think I broke it... The whole top came off.

 

[Psylocide]

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I think I broke it... The whole top came off.

Lol, we used to open BMCs with can openers so we could pound them faster. I mean, when we didn't want to shotgun them.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

I have to stay to take of a test till 9pm. So no beer till then. Boo but it'll warrant me a half day tomorrow so theres that

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I had some rough times in the Navy and it was the same with the Motrin 800. Useless horse pills that I could barely choke down. More likely to die of choking than to have any useful effect.

Exactly lol. Those things were monstrous. You knew no matter what was wrong with you, you were getting motrin. Might as well just skip it and treat yourself. I still do it today for the most part. I lived on aleeve for four years before finally breaking down and getting back surgery

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Crow Peak from the source. Pile o dirt, 11th hour, pile o dirt. That is one delicious porter.

I should have told you to ask them about the lady that was pouring Clamato in their IPA. hahahahhaa!!!!

 

[PatrickGoss]

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This beer moooves me.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

I had some rough times in the Navy and it was the same with the Motrin 800. Useless horse pills that I could barely choke down. More likely to die of choking than to have any useful effect.

Those might be a suppository...

 

[mcbaumannerb]

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This beer moooves me.

Yes! I shall join you while grilling and checking my hops. Thanks Patrick!
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Word of the day: cwatricide. Murdering a co-worker to put them out of their misery and getting them out of your hair. Legally considered justifiable unless family can prove they weren't an idiot.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

No! That's crazy to me. But what do I know, I don't have kids and could drink beer for a living.

Yup. And the games are like 2 hours long, and drinking or smoking in the area is disallowed... fml

Those might be a suppository...

Hahaha

 

[Bearsmith]

Three Heads Too Kind

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