Tall can of green tea with honey & ginseng. Had to get cash to pay the lawn guy, & had to break a 20.
I would check my mail two maybe three times a day if my neighbor looked like that.
Just got word that I am getting a bonus for just doing my job.
Sweet.
My last boss would give us a pat on the back every now and then. It was nice. New boss is a complete douchey prick so I doubt I'll see anything like that from him ever. One of the number of reasons I'm trying to leave.
FYI don't try and fill a beer can from a tap... Just tried to mix some mosaic pale ale into my dale's and it was foam fest 2015. Thought I was being smart getting away without having to dirty a glass. Fail.
Another home brew. Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. Thank God SWMBO is packing.
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did it still have beer in it?
Is this you and CAD on the weekends when you arent bickering at each other?![]()
She's covered-up in that pic. SWMBO has seen her jogging in worse/better, however any given individual may interpret it.
Not that I mind.
I would have enjoyed the creep-factor dialogue between you two when you asked her to pose for a photo so you could post it online.![]()
I would have enjoyed the creep-factor dialogue between you two when you asked her to pose for a photo so you could post it online.![]()
I like that she looks healthy, not like those head-wide thigh-gap ******* who look like they haven't had a meal in decades.
Water.
A 15 minute snooze helped me. It's beer-o-clock very soon.
Creepy? So, you're asking me to take a selfie with her on her jogging route, shirtless (both of us)? I run at the local high school track. She runs on the local roads. Hence, I see her ass and get to talk to her every once in a while.
Its officially IDontGiveA****Thirty. SMS. At the office.
Facebook is always creepy...
Not as creepy as the dude in the gym with the bad mustache who constantly asks me if I'm on MySpace.
Pic or it didnt happen.![]()
How would you react if he had a good mustache?
Not as creepy as the dude in the gym with the bad mustache who constantly asks me if I'm on MySpace.
I'd have a hard time taking that guy seriously. Is myspace a hipster thing now?
hahah I am not asking that at all! I don't ask married men to take pics of themselves for me. It only brings trouble by the name of WIFE.![]()
Is this you and CAD on the weekends when you arent bickering at each other?
I wouldn't be surprised, really.
There are good mustaches?
Water.
Now lets be honest here, how good can the mustache be if your asking a random dude if he has a myspace page? 10 years ago this may be ok, but cruising straight dudes at a gym with tech from that long ago is pretty creepy. I'm fairly certain he owns a rape van with blacked out windows and a PA system that plays ice cream truck music.
Is this the guy cruising you?
A few more scars, add the birth control goggles and lose 75 pounds.
Actually, if you want a good idea, think of the Kip from Napolean dynamite, except uglier.