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Flocca plz... **** aint fresh, lost that tasty aluminum zing long ago.

I can smell your stank ass town from here, bye Felicia.

take your seat, sugar plum. your small fries are done. set down your can of wang before all your friends want a piece of your 'tang. my 4 y/o old Bud tastes like goose butt, still better than your Busch Light ****. the lead may have poisoned my brain making everything taste like durian, but y'all oughta be ashamed of what y'all shoulda poured down the drain. letmeknowwhenyouhaveakwahfeyortwocuzI'mdonewithyou, Sally Sue.:pipe:
 
take your seat, sugar plum. your small fries are done. set down your can of wang before all your friends want a piece of your 'tang. my 4 y/o old Bud tastes like goose butt, still better than your Busch Light ****. the lead may have poisoned my brain making everything taste like durian, but y'all oughta be ashamed of what y'all shoulda poured down the drain. letmeknowwhenyouhaveakwahfeyortwocuzI'mdonewithyou, Sally Sue.:pipe:

Daaaaaaaaang.

Water.
 
Sad, crappy day...had to dump abou 2 cases worth of homebrews. Started blowing up in storage...I had to move them to the kitchen and start dumping bottles. One six pack bottomedout on me and crashed in the bedroom...stout and glass splattered. I lost what was left of my Yooper's Oatmeal Stout, Gingerbread Stout, Scottish Pumkin Ale, and some bombers of Nelson Saison w/Hibiscus. I may have to dump more when I check the rest tomorrow. *sigh* Are the bottles that I dumped compromised, or can they safely be reused?

More kombucha.

I've always sanitized the crap out of stuff, but I may have something going on with my bottling buckets...and I have used them for fermentation. Could be a siphon hose. I have started soaking my bottles in the baking powder was stuff and the running them through the dishwasher. I think I just need to toss my buckets, spigots, and tubing. I'm fermenting in carboys now...1 glass, 1 plastic. Idon't know if I'll ever have the room or money for my dream brew set up and kegging...I just need to eliminate as many variables as I can and keep going!

Diet Coke, caffiene free.
First, I have a couple of your HBs in my garage. Should I put on the safety gear and walk them to the garbage? I'm worried now, I've had a bottle explode in my hand. The trash can is closer than the kitchen sink. I think I have at least your robust porter and another pumpkin. :(

Second, I really think that it is time to replace things. at least start with the tubing and maybe dismantle your spigot and wand and soak everything in maybe a 50/50 bleach solution for about an hour. I wouldn't do it longer, then a long long warm water rinse. Otherwise, if you can swing it, buy everything new, tubing, wand, siphon, bucket etc. Let me know if I can help. Also, I'll figure out my schedule and we can do the keg of Gose.

@bigmike99 I didn't know about your accident or the forced retirement. I hope everything goes well from here on out. enjoy that giant van. They're actually cool and if you can swing it, have the A-team logo painted on the side. Just a thought.


Water, coffee, protein shake. On topic and all that jazz.
 
Protein shake. Last day of no drinking. I just applied to a job that I had to write a poem about my current employment during the application process. This is for an IT job haha. Interesting excercise though.
 
First, I have a couple of your HBs in my garage. Should I put on the safety gear and walk them to the garbage? I'm worried now, I've had a bottle explode in my hand. The trash can is closer than the kitchen sink. I think I have at least your robust porter and another pumpkin. :(

Second, I really think that it is time to replace things. at least start with the tubing and maybe dismantle your spigot and wand and soak everything in maybe a 50/50 bleach solution for about an hour. I wouldn't do it longer, then a long long warm water rinse. Otherwise, if you can swing it, buy everything new, tubing, wand, siphon, bucket etc. Let me know if I can help. Also, I'll figure out my schedule and we can do the keg of Gose.

@bigmike99 I didn't know about your accident or the forced retirement. I hope everything goes well from here on out. enjoy that giant van. They're actually cool and if you can swing it, have the A-team logo painted on the side. Just a thought.


Water, coffee, protein shake. On topic and all that jazz.

Yeah...I'll check the porter today. The pumpkin was so good!...but I would pop the cap in the sink or toss it. Hoping the Gose will be okay... Used the carboy you gave me. Definitely going to toss some old utensils and super soak a couple of things.

Going on for more quaffi.
 
So... turns out after all the bad jokes I made, I have a severe gluten sensitivity and will have to give up the good stuff. Will post a thread for all my gear soon, most unused.

Thanks for all your help.

Water.
 
Yeah...I'll check the porter today. The pumpkin was so good!...but I would pop the cap in the sink or toss it. Hoping the Gose will be okay... Used the carboy you gave me. Definitely going to toss some old utensils and super soak a couple of things.

Going on for more quaffi.

Well what I am asking is how much of a risk is there that the bottles will explode in my hand as I walk to the sink? Are they that bad?

Also, to me if these things are randomly breaking, I would not use the bottles. That is what I did with my cider, I didn't use any of those bottles for fear the glass was weakened by the pressure.
 
I'm thinking @Psylocide should make reservations in Athens for this release! ;)

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Yeah sorry. I had already received two pm's asking for my kettle and I was trying to sort through all the drunk selfie's that @Psylocide sends me on a daily basis.


At least he has the decency to PM them to you and not clutter up this hyper-focused thread.

Speaking of on-topic comments, water.
 
Yeah...I'll check the porter today. The pumpkin was so good!...but I would pop the cap in the sink or toss it. Hoping the Gose will be okay... Used the carboy you gave me. Definitely going to toss some old utensils and super soak a couple of things.

Going on for more quaffi.

I'm sure that's infuriating. All I can say is hang in there and don't give up. I had really bad luck when I started brewing. And this was after reading a few brewing books and studying this forum like my job. Keep working at it and it will come around. After 3 years, I'm finally getting to the point where I really enjoy my beer.

Just yesterday I suppose didn't have a gas QD tight on one of my kegs and lost the rest of the C02 in my tank... probably 75% of a 10 lb. Keep on truckin'.

Water for the rest of the morning.
 
Hahaha... Gullible people. Morons. Those people do not know beer and just going on hype and the "newest release". Sometimes I do not know how some people can believe that. Especially something that is obviously fake. Need a beer:drunk:


I'm hoping it's because they commented based on the preview in their newsfeed and didn't actually read the post. But I don't assume people are smarter than they appear anymore.
 
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