You’d think that dieting would mean no beer. Well, sometimes it means no beer, sometimes it means cutting it back a bit with Coors light. Sometimes dieting means blending back a lighter beer with a heavier beer, like the delicious Sierra Nevada I’m sipping on today. I still haven’t figured out how drinking TWO beers is somehow diet beer, but I’m working on it!
Actually, I’ve two-fisted brewskies before, yes sir! The real culprits were both beer AND wine - I was doing a convention back in the most dangerous city in America, Baltimore, Maryland. The only reason I can think I was there is they got the convention center cheap! Nearly got a brick thrown into my windshield, but that’s another story.
Anyway, back to the fine art of two-fisting it – Yes, a pint of heavy amber ale in the left hand and a great big oversize glass of Cabernet Sauvignon in the right! Multiple times! Two fisting it! Purple Haze! And one of our vendors paying for it all. YEAH!!!!
Needless to say some of us were a little woozy the next morning, blaming it on the jumbo shrimp. Not your Beermeister32 though. Locked and loaded, and ready to do it all over again! Don’t travel in planes back home with lightweight drinkers though, that’s a tale for another day….!