when you have 6 kids,a big mortgage,& you're retired. You realize you need more home brew...
dgez said:After dumping in hop pellets, you rub the residual hop powder in the bag on your gums
dgez said:After dumping in hop pellets, you rub the residual hop powder in the bag on your gums
robh245 said:2. Your dogs get excited when you pull out the brewing pot.
dgez said:After dumping in hop pellets, you rub the residual hop powder in the bag on your gums
HolidayIF1488 said:Instead of wet dreams you have dry hopped dreams.
To see if your woman is ready to go you take consecutive gravity readings.
You hold everything you drink up to the light to check clarity.
You measure your lady's "bitterness" in IBU's.
You don't masturbate when it's too hot to avoid a wet cardboard taste.
When masturbating you swirl like a yeast starter.
When your lady said she had a yeast infection you asked her to save you a slurry.
Uhhh...wet cardboard taste? Second thought ,don't wanna know.
erikhild59 said:Why would you avoid bad taste in your masturbation? Lol! Bad visual...
TyTanium said:Haha, yes! I do the same thing. I'm probably more anal than I should be about that...but a random mix of bottles looks like sloppy moonshine or something. Appearance does make a difference.
When we go shopping I wonder the aisles of whatever store we are in looking for new fermentables and buckets/bins to ferment in, or just general tools/items that I could used to brew with.
2brew1cup said:Yeah we are clearly nearing the "death of the thread".
flananuts said:If your beer jumps the shark you might be addicted
supe_kitchen said:How about when you are showing off pictures of a fermentation in your carboy to coworkers from your phone like it is your child's first steps.
theDeutscher said:Hahaha! I actually do that, except I tend to send pictures of the boil with the caption "you will be drinking this soon."
MJDore said:You've instructed your iPhone not to autocorrect the word "wyeast" into "steady".
aerod1 said:You brew beer at church and your church sponsors homebrew contests. Ask how I know.
hedge_87 said:when your swhmbo is extremly pissed and went to bed four hours ago because. you decided that you friend getting in trouble with his swhmbo is a worthy reason for you to drink homebrew with him till wee hours in the morning!
downtown3641 said:SWHMBO? She who, humbly, must be obeyed?
Grantman1 said:Two nights ago I tossed and turned because it was too hot in my bed - swmbo had her electric blanket on. When I woke up I remembered that in my dream I was a fermentation vessel and kept trying to escape the warm temperatures and find a cooler spot for better fermentation.
I think there's something wrong with me. I need to brew immediately.
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