Utopia Clone #3 Perfecting Nirvanha

[Cape Brewing]

'cause I thought you were a jacka$$ for putting 120 lbs of grain into a totally untested MT covered in cardboard??? No, I don't ever remember us agreeing to that.

How is my beer coming by the way?

Ps. Tramp Stamp on cask is good.

Pps.. Peak Espresso Amber on cask... Meh. Not a fan. Best way I can describe it is "scotchy" (as in single malts... Not scotch ale) Espresso is way way in the background... Barely hints of coffee. Its hot for 6.8... Again, kinda scotchy. I like scotch but not a huge fan of the beer.

Ppps. Mayflower porter on cask.... Nice. Decent porter and the cask doesnt hurt it.


Pppps. AHHhHhhhghgzghhfh&?(6!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The guy five stools down from me is drinking Bud out of a pint glass full of ice!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!! I **** you not!!!! Holy ;&$@!!! I gotta take a pic!!! And this is a nice place! 20 taps and 5 casks. Oh man. My head hurts now.

 

[paulthenurse]

What tramp stamp on what cask? What are you yapping about now?

 

[DakotaRules]

Well I'll be seeing most of you all again next week at the meeting, as I'll be joining. (guess they'll let anybody in!)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Clown Shoes Tramp Stamp (i think google works). Its a beer Paul. Made with this stuff called barrrrrrley. Its a grain.

And a "cask" is more of a traditional way to serve beer. They had pump it out of the keg with regular air instead of forced CO2. It is also ususly served a bit warmer.


So.., I had a "tramp stamp on cask".

It was good

What part are you confused by?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well I'll be seeing most of you all again next week at the meeting, as I'll be joining. (guess they'll let anybody in!)

... It was your favorable reaction to Yeager's goosing you that got you in.

Hey... On a serious note, the location just got changed to my place. Lemme know if you need me to pm you directions

 

[BrewersKaramazov]

I think I just found a new sig

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm looking at the thread on an app that Yeager put on my iPhone. It only showed your post up to where you wrote Tramp Stamp on Cask. Dont know what happened to the rest of it, it's visible now and now your post makes sense.

 

[paulthenurse]

Two minute minor to Cape Brewing for Editing a Post with Intent to Make PTN Look Dumb

 

[paulthenurse]

Damn you just did it again!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... annnnnd you put your faith in the pedo's computer skills? Who's fault is that??

 

[Cape Brewing]

Two minute minor to Cape Brewing for Editing a Post with Intent to Make PTN Look Dumb

whattttttt... the... ^&$*( are you talkin' about??

Are you drunk?

 

[paulthenurse]

.... annnnnd you put your faith in the pedo's computer skills? Who's fault is that??

He gets mad and pouts when ya call him that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fine, I wont anymore. But Jesus.... The pics!

 

[Joos]

The Old Ale and Consecretion aren't "club sactioned" though...

hehehehehe SACtioned.

 

[Cape Brewing]

bite me HBT-hater. what are you doin' on here anyway?

 

[motobrewer]

'20 taps

20 taps? weak. the place i'm headed to in 30 has 60-ish. only like 3 casks tho.

 

[the_bird]

Nobody cares.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I agree with Bird

 

[Joos]

bite me HBT-hater. what are you doin' on here anyway?

Same old. Trying to give newbies good advice before they are thwarted, trolling Revvy, and being a dick. Seriously though trying to give HBT another chance. Although I did express my opinion and got called an EAC on my first attempt Same old shizm.

 

[the_bird]

Dude, did you piss off Yooper? That ain't too smart. Limit the namecalling to Paulie and Cape's threads.

 

[Joos]

Dude, did you piss off Yooper? That ain't too smart. Limit the namecalling to Paulie and Cape's threads.

I was CALLED a name, and MY posts got deleted. Yooper and I have spoke other places on the internet and get along just fine ( I think). It's just the hierarchy of people who pay to use this site, and inturn act like *****es. Thats the main reason I stopped coming here. Now I personally know the *****es in this thread And thats why I'm posting here. IE If you call me a **** to my face then for some strange reason I respect that. If its some random pretentious piece of crap on a forum then I get a little pissed.

sorry for the . I'm done talking about it

 

[Cape Brewing]

(crickets)

Nice job.... Thread-killer.

 

[yeager1977]

If you call me a **** to my face then for some strange reason I respect that. :

Where is my corker ****?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Joos brings the heat from the fuzz to our little corner of HBT and there's gonna be trouble. I see pillow cases with bahs a soap in em.

 

[DakotaRules]

Got the pillow case and soap ready! Lights out!

(Stop trying to touch me Cape! You to PTN!)

 

[yeager1977]

I got the wire brushes.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Got the pillow case and soap ready! Lights out!

(Stop trying to touch me Cape! You to PTN!)

As we have already seen through photographic evidence, it's Yeager who seems to want a piece of your 'South Dakota.' I'm getting a little queasy thinking about the mechanics of your post. So lets see if I have this right... You apparently want to head to the showers in the dark, wearing only a pillow case, with Yeager and Joos. Does that pretty much sum it up?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, if that's what you're into. Hey, it's not my thing but whatever. I am wondering what OTHER clubs you are a member of?

 

[Cape Brewing]

strike temp comin close... just doing 8 gallons of N Eng Brown. Kinda nervous with this grain bill. I can't remember ever doing one this small (actually serious on the rare occasion)

yeah yeah... nobody cares

 

[DakotaRules]

strike temp comin close... just doing 8 gallons of N Eng Brown. Kinda nervous with this grain bill. I can't remember ever doing one this small (actually serious on the rare occasion)

yeah yeah... nobody cares

We care, we care if you aren't adding oxyclean! Good luck on your brew day.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No Oxyclean today!!! Already flushed everything really well.

I'm starting to think I should have an Insanely Mad Elf... I figure it's noon in like... not long

 

[JustMrWill]

It's after noon somewhere.

 

[DakotaRules]

Crack it open, it doesn't gave to be noon anywhere but your taste buds.

 

[Cape Brewing]

you both make compelling arguments. I'm not going to lie


That's a bit harsher 9:45 AM beer than I thought it was gonna be. Bah, I'll live

 

[DakotaRules]

I'm going to have a bloody Mary then go run a 5 K

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm going to have a bloody Mary then go run a 5 K

good luck with that.... I'll be here brewin' stuff. nailed my strike on the effin' button.

 

[DakotaRules]

I would love to brew bit I have no funds for grain. All I have is 40 lbs of 60 crystal.

 

[Cape Brewing]

jeeesus. At's alotta crystal. I just got 650 lbs of pale delivered.

 

[the_bird]

Sounds like you two should hook up, that'll make a metric ****ton of a pale ale.

What's up with the eight gallons? You aging this in a barrel or something? Figure'd you do either 5 or 10 gallons, to do one corny or two.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The 650 lbs of pale are for two barrel brews that I just grabbed the bags for. Plus I needed a couple sacks.

8 gallons... a corny and a case plus of bottles. I want to start bottling again and having some beers on hand. Suppose I can just do 10 but 8 seems right for this beer. It's not my favorite style

 

[Cape Brewing]

kickin' this batch's numbers square in the nuts. That's always such a fun brew day