UPS lost my package, what do I tell them is inside?

[Will b]

Tell em it's weed

 

[RICLARK]

I had a problem with UPS and shipping beer, If you tell them it is yeast Cultures they wont hassle you.

 

[EdWort]

Your package is history. It most likely had a leak and was pitched.

Declaring "Yeast Samples in Medium" works for me every time and is the truth.