Turd in the Tub

[cronxitawney]

I thought you said Turd in the Trub, and I was anxiously anticipating reading just how that happened.

You're not the only one. At first glance, that is what thought as well. He steeped his child in poop tea

 

[MULE]

I voted B... and here is why....

My daughter is a year old. We're home alone and it's bath time. She loves bath time. She playing, splashing and yelling out babyisms. All is well..... and then it happened. She suddenly became quite. The look on her face was like she was staring at a ghost. She held her breath and her pale face turned red. It sounded like a 45 went off in the bathroom as something the size of sausage link fired from her person and then skipped across the water (yep, like a rock on the lake) hitting the front of the tub.

Let's face it, I am a guy. I laughed out loud. But when she quickly became interested in what she had created, I thought it was best to remove it from the tub. Bath time over......

I don't even want to imagine what she would have done with it if she got her hands on it.

 

[Bedlam]

Well, whenever there is some baby care question I can't answer, I just refer to these easy diagrams:

http://www.makememinimal.com/2008/instrucciones-para-cuidar-un-bebe/

Enjoy.

 

[kornkob]

 

[drunkatuw]

My brother called my mom last week and said that her grandson was a monkey. My mom asked why and my brother said he was giving his son (2 yrs old) a bath and talking to his wife when his son let one go in the tub, picked it up and threw it at his mom. I couldn't stop laughing after I heard that story.

 

[MULE]

My brother called my mom last week and said that her grandson was a monkey. My mom asked why and my brother said he was giving his son (2 yrs old) a bath and talking to his wife when his son let one go in the tub, picked it up and threw it at his mom. I couldn't stop laughing after I heard that story.

Classic poo throwing LOL !

 

[Beerthoven]

LOL. Many hilarious responses; definately the best part of my morning so far.

FWIW, I chose option B: scoop the poop and continue with the bath. The turd was nice and compact, like a meatball, and didn't leave any floaties so it was an easy decision.

This same child had a leaky diaper during the night and woke up soaked from neck to ankle in pee. SWMBO got to deal with that one...I was too busy eating froot loops.

 

[the_bird]

You know, it's your own damn fault for washing the baby in the freakin' toilet bowl. Don't you know that only works until they're six months old?