Tried to Play it Cool!

[SOB]

Ok, So I needed my hair(s) cut. My fiance's sister (yeah, she's pretty hot) is the manager at a salon. Well, SWMBO wanted to buy me a hair(s) cut there so I couldn't complain. Little did I know it was a total set up!!

As soon as I walked in I saw this smokin' hot blonde and I thought to myself "Damn, she's hot! I hope she isn't cutting my hair!"

But yes, she was...Not only did I have to NOT try to stare at her clevage but I also had to try not to use my natural smooth-a$$ techniques. I mean, this chick even dug beards!!! How much of a tease can you get?!?

I think I did good though, got some ****-shots without getting smacked, came home and SWMBO's been re-filling my beer...

...you think I should have tried to get the 3-some tonight?!

 

[Orpheus]

There's a barber across the street that I've been to a few times. It's staffed by a bunch of Korean women, some of which are quite hot. The first time I went there I didn't know how to react. After the hair cut I got a temple rub and a full upper back massage. I thought for a minute I was going to get invited in the back for a happy ending.

Turns out they do this all the time. Needless to say, I go there all the time now.

Ok, So I needed my hair(s) cut. My fiance's sister (yeah, she's pretty hot) is the manager at a salon. Well, SWMBO wanted to buy me a hair(s) cut there so I couldn't complain. Little did I know it was a total set up!!

As soon as I walked in I saw this smokin' hot blonde and I thought to myself "Damn, she's hot! I hope she isn't cutting my hair!"

But yes, she was...Not only did I have to NOT try to stare at her clevage but I also had to try not to use my natural smooth-a$$ techniques. I mean, this chick even dug beards!!! How much of a tease can you get?!?

I think I did good though, got some ****-shots without getting smacked, came home and SWMBO's been re-filling my beer...

...you think I should have tried to get the 3-some tonight?!

 

[SOB]

It's funny you say they were korean cuz SWMBO and her hot sister are asian(Filippino, yes, they are Filippino's from the country of the Philippines, I don't get it either) and I always make jokes about the 3 of us getting it on.

At least I tell her the're jokes!

Her salon does massages and stuff, but no happy endings, trust me...I've asked! Jokingly of course!

No yellow fever here, I have the "yellow plague"!