Tramp Stamps

[Orpheus]

and how to get rid of one:

http://www.geekarmy.com/funny/SNL-Tattoo-Remover.html

 

[Klainmeister]

Orpheus, do you realize that the last 10 or so post are links from you?

Nonetheless, this was pretty damn funny. I'm still in college so i see those all the time. We don't call them tramp stamps anymore....instead; targets. If you get my drift.

 

[Evets]

LOL, That was great!

 

[Orpheus]

Orpheus, do you realize that the last 10 or so post are links from you?

Nonetheless, this was pretty damn funny. I'm still in college so i see those all the time. We don't call them tramp stamps anymore....instead; targets. If you get my drift.

It was a very late night of drinking, chatting in the chat room, and stumbling websites.

 

[Yooper]

I love that!

Speaking of tramp stamps, my daughter and I were in the mall last week and saw a tramp stamp across a woman's chest, instead of her lower back. I guess because it's summer, you could easily see it. I just laughed because it's not going to be so pretty in 25 years!

 

[RichBrewer]

Well now. I wonder how many women will want one of those knowing it is referred to as a tramp stamp?

 

[the_Roqk]

That was some funny shxt! LMAO! Makes one wonder about how those old ladies are gonna look like when the skin starts to sag.

But hey, I like em on those perky little rears. Gives me something to read during the momentous tryst.

 

[Cheesefood]

I can't find the link now, but I saw a video the other day where a guy sanded off his friend's tat with a power sander.

My wife wants me to get the tat on my shoulder removed, but I'm not interested. I like having my tats.

 

[the_bird]

I can't find the link now, but I saw a video the other day where a guy sanded off his friend's tat with a power sander.

My wife wants me to get the tat on my shoulder removed, but I'm not interested. I like having my tats.

I was talking to my wife about tats the other night (while we were drinking and smoking cigars on the deck). Apparently, the husband of her cousin out in Buffalo that we're supposed to meet up with at some point is a tattoo artist, and she's cool with me getting some more ink. I just want something with a little bit of color on my other arm; not sure if I want some more konji, or what. Hmm... probably don't dare leave that kind of decision up to a poll!

 

[Cheesefood]

I was talking to my wife about tats the other night (while we were drinking and smoking cigars on the deck). Apparently, the husband of her cousin out in Buffalo that we're supposed to meet up with at some point is a tattoo artist, and she's cool with me getting some more ink. I just want something with a little bit of color on my other arm; not sure if I want some more konji, or what. Hmm... probably don't dare leave that kind of decision up to a poll!

Kanji...

Look cool, but there are SO many horror stories about improperly tattooed kanji. Unless I knew and trusted someone who spoke FLUENT, I wouldn't dare.

 

[the_bird]

Kanji...

Look cool, but there are SO many horror stories about improperly tattooed kanji. Unless I knew and trusted someone who spoke FLUENT, I wouldn't dare.

Well, we did, friend of the wife speaks Chinese. She has a lot of Chinese friends from grad school now (LOTS of hot, smart Asian women... yum).

 

[Cheesefood]

Well, we did, friend of the wife speaks Chinese. She has a lot of Chinese friends from grad school now (LOTS of hot, smart Asian women... yum).

Even then, I might ask their grandparents to translate. Speaking Chinese is different from being able to read it. Now, maybe your friend can read it perfectly. Still, you never know what slang terms you might be creating.

 

[the_bird]

Even then, I might ask their grandparents to translate. Speaking Chinese is different from being able to read it. Now, maybe your friend can read it perfectly. Still, you never know what slang terms you might be creating.

Well, the friends she has now are actually Chinese, like, in the country on student visa, so I'm not too worried. Besides, what, am I going to be walking through Chinatown someday and get my ass kicked by the Chinese mafia for talking sh!t about their mamas?

 

[todd_k]

should I show the clip to SWMBO?

 

[the_bird]

should I show the clip to SWMBO?

Does your SWMBO have a tramp stamp?





Oh, I'm sorry, that's disrespectful. Let me re-phrase...

Does your SWMBO have a target?

 

[Cheesefood]

Well, the friends she has now are actually Chinese, like, in the country on student visa, so I'm not too worried. Besides, what, am I going to be walking through Chinatown someday and get my ass kicked by the Chinese mafia for talking sh!t about their mamas?

No, but you might find that your wish to get "HomeBrewer" in Kanji ends up as "Gayer than Orpheus".

 

[Orpheus]

No, but you might find that your wish to get "HomeBrewer" in Kanji ends up as "Gayer than Orpheus".

And we all know there's only one character in Kanji that means that: Cheesefood!

 

[Cheesefood]

And we all know there's only one character in Kanji that means that: Cheesefood!

Here's what's ironic about that.

According to some versions of the story (notably Ovid's), Orpheus forswore the love of women after the death of Eurydice and took only youths as his lovers; he was reputed to be the one who introduced pederasty to the Thracians, teaching them to "love the young in the flower of their youth".

Pederasty:

Greek pederasty, as idealised by the Greeks from Archaic times onward, was a relationship and bond between an adolescent boy and an adult man outside of his immediate family, and was constructed initially as an aristocratic moral and educational institution.

So, Orpheus is kind of an original NAMBLA founder.

 

[Orpheus]

Unbelievable!

I'm looking up Cheesefood online and this is one of the first hits I got. It's Cheese's online personal ad. It's even in Illinois, so it's gotta be him!

Notice why he's called Cheesefood based on his explanation on the right hand side!



http://www.gay.com/personals/profil...f44327b0&skip=0&type=search&member_id=6997383

 

[Cheesefood]

Unbelievable!

I'm looking up Cheesefood online and this is one of the first hits I got. It's Cheese's online personal ad. It's even in Illinois, so it's gotta be him!

Notice why he's called Cheesefood based on his explanation on the right hand side!



http://www.gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?source=search&key=f44327b0&skip=0&type=search&member_id=6997383

Nice try, but not even close. Keep googling "gay cheesefood". Maybe you'll find something more entertaining, ya perv.

 

[marshman]

I had a kid show up for school one day with some Chinese text runing down his neck. I asked him what it said and he replied "Honor and Brotherhood" (or some such) to which I relpied, "How do you KNOW it doesn't say "stupid white kid *******?". "Uhhhh"

FYI--When I bought an 'antique' painting in HK a few years ago, I asked a more than a dozen college-educated Chinese people what it said, and none of them knew. Apparently, Maos' drive to modernize the written Chinese language has created a reading barrier, with most of the Chinese population not knowing the 'old' language for reading purposes.

But it should definitely be against the law for 16 year olds to have them stamps...

 

[olllllo]

Chinese and Japanese characters gone bad.
http://www.hanzismatter.com/
Worst tat evar!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40865443@N00/499142480/
Tat sanding:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/20922

 

[EvilTOJ]

You can just taste the metal in the irony.

 

[BG73395]

Found this one on break.com.... dad would be so pround

 

[c.n.budz]

Since when is **** spelled with 2 T's?

 

[TxBrew]

http://www.hanzismatter.com/
Worst tat evar!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40865443@N00/499142480/

While I enjoy reading his blog his tattoo concepts are quite odd:

 

[c.n.budz]

While I enjoy reading his blog his tattoo concepts are quite odd:

Yeah, I don't think I'd want a bunch of bloody schlongs permanently emblazened on my chest...

 

[cha ngo]

Greek pederasty, as idealised by the Greeks from Archaic times onward, was a relationship and bond between an adolescent boy and an adult man outside of his immediate family, and was constructed initially as an aristocratic moral and educational institution.

"The Aristocrats!"

 

[Orpheus]

Be careful with the Chinese characters or you could end up with a tattoo like the Cheese:

 

[RichBrewer]

Found this one on break.com.... dad would be so pround

What a shame to mar a beautiful lower back like that.