Tomorrow is Steak and a BJ Day!

[HoppyDaze]

Make you sure you give your significant other the heads up


Steak and Blowjob Day: Celebrate steak and blowjobs on March 14th

 

[llazy_llama]

Showed the wife. She said "yeah, right," rolled her eyes and walked away.

Well, it was worth a shot.

 

[ScottyT]

DAMN! SWMBO is in NYC for a week...

I'll have to find a backup...

 

[HoppyDaze]

When theres lead in the air ...theres hope!

 

[ChshreCat]

I just sent the link to SWMBO and told her I'd do my part and pick up the steaks on the way home from work.

 

[homebrewer_99]

I just sent the link to SWMBO and told her I'd do my part and pick up the steaks on the way home from work.

WUSS!!!

I just called mine to let her know she has to pick up the steaks too!!!

(I guess I'll be waking up on the couch since that's where I'll be sleeping anyway...)

 

[homebrewer_99]

DAMN! SWMBO is in NYC for a week...

I'll have to find a backup...

Burger, fries and a hand job again, huh?

(...at least you can "super-size" some of that order...)
































j/k

 

[janzik]

DAMN! SWMBO is in NYC for a week...

I'll have to find a backup...

So will your wife/girlfriend.
:rockin:

 

[ohiobrewtus]

I picked up some ribeye steaks last night so SWMBO and I can celebrate this holiday properly.

 

[dataz722]

Hell I would be happy with one or the other. i really dont need both.

 

[IrregularPulse]

What a wonderful holiday, better stop at Hallmark and pick up a card. "Uh..where's your Steak and Blowjob day cards?".

 

[Notnice]

don't really need both, What that is preposterous

 

[TeufelBrew]

March 14th, Steak and BJ Day. Receiving both regularly enough now I don't need to make a big deal of the holiday.

March 17th, Anniversary. If I want to keep getting my steaks and BJ frequently enough I don't want for either of them, I must make sure she receives something good for the anniversary. Easy...... BEER!

 

[homebrewer_99]

March 14th, Steak and BJ Day. Receiving both regularly enough now I don't need to make a big deal of the holiday.

March 17th, Anniversary. If I want to keep getting my steaks and BJ frequently enough I don't want for either of them, I must make sure she receives something good for the anniversary. Easy...... BEER!

Well, you've already blended the devil with St. Patty's Day...interesting...

 

[bernerbrau]

You morons, 3/14 is Pi Day! You know, because pi=3.14... oh damn, I misplaced my pocket protector...

 

[yermej]

Just remember, it's not truly a holiday unless you're getting both at the same time. :rockin:

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

You morons, 3/14 is Pi Day! You know, because pi=3.14... oh damn, I misplaced my pocket protector...

pi, BJ.... either is acceptable

 

[HoppyDaze]

I just made a deal with the wife...I get Steak and BJ day...and for her Fondu and Massage day.

I won that one by a mile! What a sucker she is

 

[Aleforge]

My wife didn't go for this either, steak and box of chocolates day is what I got told.

 

[KYB]

I told my girlfriend about this around Valentines (both of us think it's a BS Hallmark holiday) and that I wanted them at the same time and she laughed, and said "I'll agree to that if we can watch football while having sex sometime." Of course I said "Hell Yea!"

 

[Kronin]

I just made a deal with the wife...I get Steak and BJ day...and for her Fondu and Massage day.

I won that one by a mile! What a sucker she is

best part is, chicks tend to get a little fired up with a good massage so you're likely to get it on her holiday as well

 

[Aleforge]

best part is, chicks tend to get a little fired up with a good massage so you're likely to get it on her holiday as well

Especially if you de-robe and only have on a man-thong, try it!

 

[ChshreCat]

We couldn't wait until tomorrow. We celebrated tonight.

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

SWMBO is pregant and bitchy. I got a "That's nice"

 

[DeathBrewer]

YAY! It's steak and BJ day!!!

wait...I don't have a girlfriend...

sh*t.

 

[Aleforge]

My has made no mention, maybe she forgot? How horrible, I now know how it feels when I forget days like this for her.

 

[zac]

I am making celebratory plans as we speak. SWMBO is out with a girlfriend right now to a movie, she's gonna have a little suprise when she gets home.

 

[homebrewer_99]

I just made a deal with the wife...I get Steak and BJ day...and for her Fondu and Massage day.

I won that one by a mile! What a sucker she is

Duh, that's the point!!!

 

[cryokinetic]

"isn't that every day?"

win!

 

[ChshreCat]

"isn't that every day?"

win!

I don't get steak every day, do you?

 

[cryokinetic]

I don't get steak every day, do you?

Yeah... I stupidly pointed that out

 

[ArcaneXor]

Hm... we have a new BJs restaurant opening in town tomorrow. Knowing the SWMBO, she'll just tell me to get my steak at BJs.

 

[zac]

Ok, I had a HUGE sirloin for supper, might not be around here much longer!

 

[Borisbbadd]

Wife is sick, don't think I'll be getting a steak or the BJ...................

 

[chefchris]

Hm... we have a new BJs restaurant opening in town tomorrow. Knowing the SWMBO, she'll just tell me to get my steak at BJs.

You're not in Florida are you?

 

[Kronin]

Wife is sick, don't think I'll be getting a steak or the BJ...................

mines in the Hospital still....

made my own pizza though, man it was good.... now, just to remove a rib or two and go down on myself....

 

[Yooper]

Make you sure you give your significant other the heads up

Or, the heads down. What a nice holiday idea!

 

[zac]

Any sucess stories?

 

[llazy_llama]

Not here. I didn't get either.

 

[Aleforge]

now, just to remove a rib or two and go down on myself....

This is almost quotable, but it disturbs me to much to use it.