Time Machine

[jspence1]

I found a great deal on a time machine! Want to go back and change a few things now's your chance! ONLY $29.99

 

[bernerbrau]

Know what my parents used? An outlet timer from Ace Hardware.

This is just a high tech solution to a problem nobody has.

 

[Mountainbeers]

That's not nearly as sweet as the one in Napoleon Dynamite.

http://images.paxholley.net/blog/time_machines/urtimemachine.jpg

 

[DeathBrewer]

 

[Skins_Brew]

What prevents a smart kid from just bypassing this thing? I could hook a nintendo up when I was like 8.

 

[bernerbrau]

What prevents a smart kid from just bypassing this thing? I could hook a nintendo up when I was like 8.

Looks like there are locks on the back for the outlet or coaxial or something.

 

[DeathBrewer]

It certainly wouldn't have been a problem for me. I was programming at 11. I'd imagine kids today can, like, fly helicopters.

 

[weirdboy]

It certainly wouldn't have been a problem for me. I was programming at 11. I'd imagine kids today can, like, fly helicopters.

Nah, their tiny legs can't reach the pedals.

 

[bernerbrau]

I was programming at 11.

Sheit dude, I started at like, 6 or 7. Wrote stuff that did stuff and everything.

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol...wrote stuff that did stuff.

I think at 7 I was still using cable boxes to make sense of the scribble porn.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Nah, their tiny legs can't reach the pedals.

Simple stilts can help them reach the anti-torque pedals. I'm telling you...we should lock all these kids up before they take over.

 

[jspence1]

you fancy folk are confusing me, I just wanna go back in time and tell my wife to stick this bathroom renovation up her ass

 

[uglygoat]

that will end badly, then you'll have to go back in time again...

 

[Skins_Brew]

lol...wrote stuff that did stuff.

I think at 7 I was still using cable boxes to make sense of the scribble porn.

lol who didnt do this. We had one of those cable boxes that had the red LED numbers that would shock you on occasion when you tried to change the channel because some ****** stole the batteries to the remote. If you left it on the playboy channel or spice long enough the picture would come in semi clear or a second. Ahhh, the good old days.

 

[uglygoat]

we used to jam dimes down into the channel up/down buttons on the box. it would some times short something and allow one a few moments of unscrambled playboy channel before toasting the converter. we were *******.

 

[IrregularPulse]

We used to play outside....wait what? What generation am I from????

 

[uglygoat]

not to watch pr0n you didn't play outside.

 

[Skins_Brew]

Ironically, a guy at work and I were just having a conversation about the old cable boxes and watching the scrambled porn a few weeks ago. He said that he use to have one of the old dial TVs where the tuner was adjustable in order to fine tune the signal. He said he could use that to almost completely unscramble the playboy channel. I was jealous for a minute.

 

[mordantly]

not to watch pr0n you didn't play outside.

i have fun with porn in the yard. keeps the neighbors at bay.

we used to jam dimes down into the channel up/down buttons on the box. it would some times short something and allow one a few moments of unscrambled playboy channel before toasting the converter. we were *******.

hey slick, you never got a descrambled one for $100?

 

[sanch]

I'm telling you...we should lock all these kids up before they take over.

They will eventualy. I for one am scared $hitless

 

[jspence1]

LOL someone did go back in time!

 

[Yooper]

LOL someone did go back in time!

Wow- this is like deja vu all over again...............

 

[Homercidal]

*wiggly screen flashback*

I remember when I was a kid I wired all of the phones in the house. And I wired the satellite dish and cable so that I could watch anything playing in the living in my bedroom. Including the fuzzy skinemax stuff. But my old black and white tv had that tweaker knob and it was really not too bad most of the time (for a kid).

Video porn is much better than the magazines dad hid. They had MOTION!