Things I can't Wait to Do with my Son

[Kadmium]

Nah, none of you are as bad as I was when I baby sat for a friend... I gave his kids a shot of espresso and promised them their parents were out buying them a new playstation (He phoned me to tell me they would be back at 1:00AM not 8:00PM like they promised)... needless to say he phoned me at 3 in the morning abusing the hell out of me while I heard a myriad of crying, running, screaming and tantrums in the background...

 

[Snakebone]

When my son turns 21 (if I live that long) I plan on taking him to a strip joint so I can get us thrown out. This happened to a guy I work with who took his son and he's damn proud of it. It's a good story to tell anyway.