The yeast that would not die

[78kombi]

Um , so i was working in the yard cutting some brush and i stepped into this big squishy thing. I look down and see this tan glob, about 18inches across round and about 10 inches thick, wtf is it? Ohh its the yeast i dumped near the stone wall last year! It grew?! This was the trub of a 5 gallon batch now its huge! And still alive? It actually looks healthy, it was covered in leaves and the worms in the ground near it are about 10" long! Should i leave it? Kill it? Or um brew a batch??

 

[Aschecte]

Uh run is my take that son of a bit** is coming for ya !!!1 it's pissed you took it away from the beer and it's been hangin' on just wainting for the chance....

 

[78kombi]

Ha my first thought was Stephen King when he finds the meteor!

 

[LVBen]

Should i leave it? Kill it? Or um brew a batch??

Come on! Do you really have to ask?

I think we all know the correct answer to this question!!!

 

[ToastedPenguin]

Make some zombie juice out of it or sacrifice a small animal on its behalf but whatever you do, do it quick before you wake up next to your clone in the morning...

 

[JonM]

But have a shotgun ready just in case it comes for you ...

 

[Reno_eNVy]

 

[swoof]

At least post a pic of this thing before it swallows up your entire neighborhood.

 

[makomachine]

Science calls!!! Pics please as this is some crazy stuff!!!

 

[78kombi]

Ok pics, but there is a black pudding skin covering it, so i guess in the name of science ill hafta scrape it off and *blech! Take a pic, but ya know it has no smell. And its texture is like a creamy clay.
It haunts me.

 

[Reelale]

For the love of God, walk away. Far, far away.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Fantastical]

I'd be scared!

 

[DannyD]

BREW WITH IT! something simple, high abv! and call it "HELL SPAWN" most people around here are too scared to be different! (and we know by now that nothing that grows in beer can kill ya.......(yawn!!)

 

[DannyD]

BREW WITH IT! something simple, high abv! and call it "HELL SPAWN" most people around here are too scared to be different! (and we know by now that nothing that grows in beer can kill ya.......(yawn!!)

or call it "MUTANT MOFO" :cross:

 

[scrambledegg81]

But seriously, PICS NAOW!!!!!

 

[acefaser]

Subscribed...

 

[Native302]

What kinda yeast was it to begin with? Take some samples and send them out, I'd brew with it. Why not?

Pics please!

 

[lastsecondapex]

Picz!

 

[Brewskii]

Pics or it didn't happen

What he said!
I don't know about the killa yeast blob but something is starting to stink here....

 

[Shift]

Sounds like you could take a shower with it and then pitch.

 

[Native302]

Use it to flub your monkey, then let it eat on your beans juice, and use that to ferment a brew

 

[DannyD]

Use it to flub your monkey, then let it eat on your beans juice, and use that to ferment a brew

wtf?.............I think you enterd this in the wrong "tab" this is HBT, "kinky freak fetich chat" must be the othe "tab"

 

[Native302]

It's rogue yeast man, you got to make the most of it and add your own flavor to it....so to speak

 

[DannyD]

mmmmmmmm.........gives a whole new meaning to "off flavors" ..........in now hurry to find out how that tasts!!!!!!!!!

 

[passedpawn]

 

[blackdragon82]

Throw a Pokeball at it!! Only a couple hundred more to go!!

 

[78kombi]

Native302 you are a sick mickey fickey!!
Im allergic to bean juice

 

[Germelli1]

I am sitting in my cubical laughing histerically at Native!

 

[Reno_eNVy]

 

[Cubslover]

I have had these in my front yard 2-3 times now. I don't think it is yeast.


They ARE very wierd.

 

[Native302]

I am sitting in my cubical laughing histerically at Native!

I have my moments.....a little spuge and some yeast can go a long way

 

[apratsunrthd]

Use it to flub your monkey, then let it eat on your beans juice, and use that to ferment a brew

This is the hardest I've laughed since I've joined. Well done.

 

[Rip]

Congratulations, you've discovered Fuligo s.
Aka Slime Mold or Dog Vomit fungus...

http://waynesword.palomar.edu/slime1.htm

p.s. I hear they can crawl, purportedly the inspiration for the blob movies!
I mean the slime mold, not the monkeys or beans (you sick puppy).

(Hah, Plasmodium. Sounds like a hipster bar where they only serve flavored vodkas)

- M

 

[78kombi]

I have tried but unsuccesfully to load a pic from my iphone thru the app, but theres a problem
Says connection error, cannot allocate memory

 

[78kombi]

I have tried but unsuccesfully to load a pic from my iphone thru the app, but theres a problem
Says connection error, cannot allocate memory

Oh and it does not look like that ugly vomit thing. Its yeast, anyone with some lab gear want a sample?

 

[78kombi]

Congratulations, you've discovered Fuligo s.
Aka Slime Mold or Dog Vomit fungus...

http://waynesword.palomar.edu/slime1.htm

p.s. I hear they can crawl, purportedly the inspiration for the blob movies!
I mean the slime mold, not the monkeys or beans (you sick puppy).

(Hah, Plasmodium. Sounds like a hipster bar where they only serve flavored vodkas)

- M

Its not that.

 

[bwomp313]

OMG, the yeast is messing with your camera

 

[lumpher]

maybe the dog vomited on the phone-camera, and that caused the distortion of the video making it appear it crawled up on the porch?

 

[chumpsteak]

Sounds like some Monostat 7 is in order. Don't want it to spread to your junk.