TRUE STORY: Last August my wife, some friends, and myself decided to camp at Yellowstone instead of New Glarus because of the lake. We planned on a couple days of swimming and catchin' rays and having a few beers. Unfortunately, we arrived in a torrential rainstorm that Friday night that resulted in:
- A couple of friends having to completely disassemble and reassemble their newly-purchased pop-up tent in the rain because it was inexplicably put together incorrectly. Like, it was new out of the box but definitely not properly assembled at the factory.
- Six adults and two large dogs huddled on and around a picnic table under a canopy tent until 3a, drinking copious amounts of beer, wine, and whiskey while the ground under us turned into a mud pile 4-6 inches deep.
- The reassembled tent collapsing on one of my friends while sleeping because it turns out they didn't "fix" it right.
- 2/3 of the group sleeping in cars the first night.
- Waking up at 7a on Saturday... to start drinking again. And make bacon.
- One pair of shoes that caught on fire while trying to dry them over the fire; Another that outright melted. This happened because we were drunk at 11a.
- Lots of falling down when trying to walk away from the fire area because the hill leading away was just mud.
- Me bleeding from my brow at some point in the evening because a particularly large friend fell on me because of said hill.
- Essentially 15 straight hours of drinking with literally zero swimming.
- Probably one of the 5 worst hangovers I've ever had on Sunday. I honestly do not know how I didn't vomit the whole drive home.
Anyway, I highly recommend Yellowstone Lake. Good time.
And since I'm posting: the wife, new baby, and I are renting a house outside of NG in a couple months to chill over a long weekend. I've never been so is there anything there or between there and FIBLand that I should hit?