The Secret to Attracting Women

[Beerthoven]

It's so easy. All you have to do is listen to them when they talk, and then ask them questions about themselves. And try not to talk about yourself too much.

I went (was sent ) to a training on how to be a good manager, and there was a segment on developing listening and empathy skills. I decided to try it out on not just the people I work with, but on everyone. Lo and behold, it works like a charm on women! Ever since I started doing this a few months ago, more women than ever have been coming to talk to me about all kinds of stuff. It's amazing! Some of these chicks are actually interesting.

Just goes to prove the age-old adage that people like to talk about themselves more than anything else, and they will seek out others who let them do that. Wish I knew about this before I got married....

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

It's the fact that you are married and are listening that will make you irresitable to every woman BUT your wife. This be a rickety bridge you are walking on my friend. Lack of opportunity is what keeps many of us, ummm, faithful.

If you weren't married, or otherwise beholden, you'd appear desparate, Gay, or be the perfect candidate for a tell all friendship. Uggg.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I wave my willy in their face.

 

[Clayton]

I alwasy just shook my wener at them,
if that did not work i just moved on....
quicky

 

[Clayton]

Damn it gnome!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Damn it gnome!

i tpye quiker

 

[Clayton]

i tpye quiker

and like me today , in more ways that one

It's the fact that you are married and are listening that will make you irresitable to every woman BUT your wife. This be a rickety bridge you are walking on my friend. Lack of opportunity is what keeps many of us, ummm, faithful.

If you weren't married, or otherwise beholden, you'd appear desparate, Gay, or be the perfect candidate for a tell all friendship. Uggg.

word to that you are headed to the friend pit of no sex, but it depends on the age the older the babe the more puss you can get witht eh shoulder to cry on,, young babes just want an ******* to make them feel unimportant and thenmake them feel important again by boning them.

 

[wildwest450]

It's so easy. All you have to do is listen to them when they talk, and then ask them questions about themselves.

And this is easy how??

 

[springer]

Woman always are attracted to gay men... just saying

 

[jgln]

It's so easy. All you have to do is listen to them when they talk, and then ask them questions about themselves. And try not to talk about yourself too much.

I went (was sent ) to a training on how to be a good manager, and there was a segment on developing listening and empathy skills. I decided to try it out on not just the people I work with, but on everyone. Lo and behold, it works like a charm on women! Ever since I started doing this a few months ago, more women than ever have been coming to talk to me about all kinds of stuff. It's amazing! Some of these chicks are actually interesting.

Just goes to prove the age-old adage that people like to talk about themselves more than anything else, and they will seek out others who let them do that. Wish I knew about this before I got married....

That's because they think you have "the gays".

 

[jgln]

Woman always are attracted to gay men... just saying

Hey, you type faster too!

 

[springer]

yup I do ....

 

[SchizoFilly]

It's so easy. All you have to do is listen to them when they talk, and then ask them questions about themselves. And try not to talk about yourself too much.

I see one flaw in your system. You have to listen to them.

 

[jgln]

I had to take a bunch of those "management" classes too and I was amazed how they believe the common worker is as dumb as a rock and can easily be manipulated using those tactics. I was insulted I had to take those classes as well as if I didn't understand that stuff already. Most people immediately want to know what's up the minute their boss shows an interest in them because let's face it, you can only bear to pretend to be interested in someone you are not for so long before you are ready to stick pencils in your eyes. Ask me how was my weekend and then tell me about yours and then done, fine. Ask me about my weekend and then ask me to do something you know I will not like then you are a d-head.

 

[jgln]

I had to take a bunch of those "management" classes too and I was amazed how they believe the common worker is as dumb as a rock and can easily be manipulated using those tactics. I was insulted I had to take those classes as well as if I didn't understand that stuff already. Most people immediately want to know what's up the minute their boss shows an interest in them because let's face it, you can only bear to pretend to be interested in someone you are not for so long before you are ready to stick pencils in your eyes. Ask me how was my weekend and then tell me about yours and then done, fine. Ask me about my weekend and then ask me to do something you know I will not like then you are a d-head.

In other words just sit them down and be honest with them that you need them to do something you know they are not going to like, but don't belittle them with tactics.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

It's so easy. All you have to do is listen to them when they talk, and then ask them questions about themselves. And try not to talk about yourself too much.

Me listening:- Silent ass scratching looking at ceiling trying not to yawn. Jeezus when will she ever shut up long enough to breathe.

Me asking questions about her:- So, did you always have ********?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

In other words just sit them down and be honest with them that you need them to do something you know they are not going to like, but don't belittle them with tactics.

Methinks if you tell them ahead of time that they won't like it, your chances will dwindle quickly. Let them figure out on their own. Finally, you'll marry the one who will at least tell you she liked it.

Oh wait, weren't you talking about picking up chicks?

 

[jgln]

Methinks if you tell them ahead of time that they won't like it, your chances will dwindle quickly. Let them figure out on their own. Finally, you'll marry the one who will at least tell you she liked it.

Oh wait, weren't you talking about picking up chicks?

I was talking about employees and bosses since he spoke of a management class, guess I could have quoted the previous statement by me but I am glad it provided some entertainment.

 

[Beerthoven]

Actually, this fits perfectly with the idea that the best way to turn a woman on is to show her that you are interested in her. So, by listening (or at least faking listening), you're showing interest, which they find irresistable.

As for being hard to do, yeah, it can be boring sometimes, that's for sure. But the upside is that the people who are most interesting are the ones who are easiest to listen to.

Most people don't realize what poor listeners they are until they start paying attention to it. I know I didn't. Other people really do pick up on whether or not you listen to them, and they respond accordingly.

 

[jgln]

Methinks if you tell them ahead of time that they won't like it, your chances will dwindle quickly. Let them figure out on their own. Finally, you'll marry the one who will at least tell you she liked it.

Oh wait, weren't you talking about picking up chicks?

BTW, I do have a woman who says she like it; we have been together for 9 years, brought a house together two years ago and are engaged. Well a long engagement but still engaged.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

BTW, I do have a woman who says she like it; we have been together for 9 years, brought a house together two years ago and are engaged. Well a long engagement but still engaged.

Brought the house together? Was it split down the middle? Oh, 9 years and not married yet. That'll come soon enough.

11 years, 2 kids, 2 mortgages. She says she likes it too but doesn;t ask for it often enough to be beleivable.

 

[jgln]

Brought the house together? Was it split down the middle? Oh, 9 years and not married yet. That'll come soon enough.

11 years, 2 kids, 2 mortgages. She says she likes it too but doesn;t ask for it often enough to be beleivable.

We were supposed to be married before we brought the house but we found a house we really wanted and focused on getting that over with first then we wound up enjoying the house and each other so much it got put on the back burner and kind of stayed there. Both names are on everything and we take turns paying the mortgage. Not the best or proper arrangement but it works for now.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Yeah, yeah...women like talking. Nothing new here.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

We were supposed to be married before we brought the house but we found a house we really wanted and focused on getting that over with first then we wound up enjoying the house and each other so much it got put on the back burner and kind of stayed there. Both names are on everything and we take turns paying the mortgage. Not the best or proper arrangement but it works for now.

So you really did mean "brought" the house. Sorry, I was ribbing you for a taipo.

 

[springer]

**** all you need do to pick up a woman is tell her you own suchandsuch Shoe store ..... And have some shoe samples in the car...yanno from the girl last night.

 

[jgln]

So you really did mean "brought" the house. Sorry, I was ribbing you for a taipo.

Spell checker, my story and sticking to it! Either that or I am saying we took it with us.

 

[dwarven_stout]

word to that you are headed to the friend pit of no sex, but it depends on the age the older the babe the more puss you can get witht eh shoulder to cry on,, young babes just want an ******* to make them feel unimportant and thenmake them feel important again by boning them.

"Yes Virginia, they all want to bang you"
The Ladder Theory

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

"Yes Virginia, they all want to bang you"
The Ladder Theory

Once, at least.

Hello. I'm "Harry" but, aren't we all.

 

[Duckfoot]

I thought it was the size of the bulge in your wallet...

When that doesn't work, I resort to ether...

 

[Fingers]

but doesn;t ask for it often enough to be beleivable.

They sometimes ASK for it??

I think mine's defective!