SerenityNow
Well-Known Member
Additional Membership Benefits:
- Ten (10) 750mL member-exclusive bottles for the year
- Five (5) unique beer releases; Two (2) bottles of each release guaranteed; Options to purchase additional pending availability
- Three (3) Barrel-Aged Speedway Stouts [shrug]
- One (1) Sour (AleSmith’s very first release of this style!) [don't care]
- One (1) Special Release currently being worked on by Specialty Brewer, Collin Field [who knows what this is]
- Priority access to public bottle sales [this is expected]
- Choice of work shirt or zip-up hoodie, branded with club logo [I need more brewery apparel like I need a hole in the head]
- Limited edition “Order of the Anvil” snifter glass [see above]
- Limited edition club branded bottle opener [cool, this costs less than a dollar to make]
- Limited edition embroidered club logo patch [seriously]
- Exclusive access to members-only events [again, this should be expected]
- Options to purchase other member-exclusive merchandise [I don't want the opportunity to give YOU more money]
- Membership Card [what does it do?]
- Extended 90-day pickup window for both member-exclusive and public release bottles [shrug]
- Use of designated trustee to pick up bottles on your behalf [personally won't ever use]
- First right to renew membership for following year [eye roll]
This membership is wack as ****
sdreaper will be first in line

Yeah, I agree tho