The Official MarkIntiharing Thread

jakeox · May 17, 2016

evilc said:
Holy ******* 1992 flashback. Jesus Christ.

****.

That night was rough.

I am floating to bed on the wings of an angel made of cotton candy.

I do not expect to see the morning.

tosh1 · May 18, 2016

jakeox said:
I am floating to bed on the wings of an angel made of cotton candy.

I do not expect to see the morning.

I love you, but in many ways I hope you are right.

Death by Mad Dog. I wanna go that way.

capnmike · May 18, 2016

tosh said:
I love you, but in many ways I hope you are right.

Death by Mad Dog. I wanna go that way.

We don't see, but we understand that our hero is being mauled to death by a viscous dog. We flash back to the city's animal control offices, where the supervisor, speaking in front of an open animal cage, says "you must destroy this dog, for he is MAD!" After his boss leaves, the worker bee says out loud, to nobody, "I'll do it after lunch." He closes the cage door where we can clearly see the numbers 20/20 written on the front tag. We pan down to the latch on the cage and see that it is UNLOCKED. We hear the sound of the office door close as the worker be leaves for lunch. Suddenly, the cage door opens in a blur. We stay focused on the empty cage, but behind us, we hear some commotion, a din, a crash, our hero yells "GOBSHITE" as the Twilight Zone theme begins to play.