The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[HoppyDaze]

You are using dead hookers and lime for insulation? Very creative

 

[the_bird]

So Paulie, I meant to ask; why the Perlite instead of mineral wool? Neither's got a terrific R value, but mineral wool's a little better. Neither burns. But mineral wool seems like it would be a metric ****ton easier to work, certainly easier than bags of basically loose sand. Seems like it's be a lot easier to keep mineral wool to stay in place, especially on the top, than the Perlite.

 

[paulthenurse]

Never even thought of using mineral wool but Perlite is better. At least I think it is. Dunno. I'm a nurse damn it not a professional oven builder. You hire a nurse to build your piazza oven and you get a nurse built piazza oven.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So you're saying I was right and this bad Larry is still not done. I'm correct right?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

So you didn't even build it yourself? You hired a nurse to build it?

 

[the_bird]

Never even thought of using mineral wool but Perlite is better. At least I think it is. Dunno. I'm a nurse damn it not a professional oven builder. You hire a nurse to build your piazza oven and you get a nurse built piazza oven.

... did you, like, do ANY research before throwing this together? Like, maybe a Google search for "best fireproof insulation"?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uhhhh. Bird..... He owns a boat. I think he is morrrrrre than qualified to take on a project of this nature. A five year build out is pretty much standard. Randomly, made up approaches? Allllll part of the PTN mystique.

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking about long drawn out projects with no return on investment, have you stared drawing a paycheck from your 'pro' brewery yet? You know, the one you started in 2011?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... We just keep reinvesting them. Wanna compare pictures of completed projects related to the brewery vs the pizza oven?

... and for the record, the brewery didn't open until until 1/1/13. The LLC was formed in Dec 2011 so "2011" is a bit misleading

 

[paulthenurse]

I know all that. I'm just following you and Roger Goodell's lead and ignoring what I know to be true in order to make a pain in the ass of myself.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well played sir

 

[HoppyDaze]

get a room

 

[Cape Brewing]

So racist

 

[paulthenurse]

Homophobe

 

[paulthenurse]

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[paulthenurse]

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[Cape Brewing]

Probably gave people syphilis .

 

[Melana]

Probably gave people syphilis .

Or send them to the dentist

 

[Bulls Beers]

probably gave people syphilis .

Ha!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

druk

 

[paulthenurse]

Exactly how many restraining orders against you are there anyways?

 

[brettwasbtd]

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Quickly glanced at the first 2 pics on my phone and saw smoke and fire... Immediately thought you had burned it down... Happy to see it was natural and those pies look great

 

[paulthenurse]

Ha!!

Don't encourage him.

 

[paulthenurse]

Quickly glanced at the first 2 pics on my phone and saw smoke and fire... Immediately thought you had burned it down... Happy to see it was natural and those pies look great

Thanks. I think.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Exactly how many restraining orders against you are there anyways?

Zero. But let's me know if that changes

 

[paulthenurse]

Well since you are across the country I guess I don't need to encourage my daughter to file one against you. Yet.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Daughter? Sh!t. In my defense. I was hammered when I posted that. Even I'm not that much of an ahole on purpose. My sincerest apologies

 

[paulthenurse]

Not a problem, she's a big kid and can handle herself. She would dope slap you so hard even Cape would feel bad about it.

And are you saying that it would be OK if you were commenting on my wife's ****age? Cause she'd slap you around just as hard.

 

[HoppyDaze]

are all nurses so obsessed with their family's ****s?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm a professional. I'm interested in every woman's ****s.

Some to a greater or lesser degree.