The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[paulthenurse]

God, i love this ...

Pipe down, ya blue bastid.

 

[beernbourbon]

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[beernbourbon]

God, i love this ...

Yeah, been lurkin' since the beginning, but damn, dis **** be funny enough I finally had to say somethin'. I dare not ever show this to SWMBO, lest I be destined to follow the same horrible path of 90 second burnt pizza. In Cincy we just call up an <gasp> they deliver the best pie around, with no inhalation of concrete dust involved.
Good luck with the erector set!


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[smurfjuice]

HA! methinks it will stand ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Only steers and queers live in Cincinnati and you don't have a tail.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

paul is from cincinnati and he definitely dosent have a tail

 

[Melana]

paul is from cincinnati and he definitely dosent have a tail

How do you know?

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Please don't feed the animals.

Hey now, YOU built the oven! We are just here to roast the nut.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I once saw a stripper with a tail, true story.

 

[beernbourbon]

Nah, no steers here, 'cept on the grill. Others, yeah lots of 'em all around. As far as Paulie bein FROM here, well, sometimes we gotta clean house, and usually send the less DIY adept folks northeast, keepin the lobstas company.


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[beernbourbon]

....and btw, ya need to not comment on my tail, it makes me self conscious cuz it growed in da front.


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[paulthenurse]

Hey now, YOU built the oven! We are just here to roast the nut.

No, I was referring to Melana engaging He Who Shall Not Be Named in conversation. Bad move. If you respond to him he'll think he's liked, tolerated and welcome. Nothing could be further from the truth so please, let's all go back to ignoring him and maybe we'll get lucky and he'll go away forever.

 

[paulthenurse]

I once saw a stripper with a tail, true story.

Ok. I'm reaching for my wallet. I'll pay to hear that story.

 

[paulthenurse]

This thread is SO off the rails...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Were there ever any rails to follow?


Oh yeah, it's supposed to be about the pizza incinerator with the doll house on top. Is it still standing?

 

[paulthenurse]

Gfy

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

No, I was referring to Melana engaging He Who Shall Not Be Named in conversation. Bad move. If you respond to him he'll think he's liked, tolerated and welcome. Nothing could be further from the truth so please, let's all go back to ignoring him and maybe we'll get lucky and he'll go away forever.

Im like gonorrhea, i never go away

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ok. I'm reaching for my wallet. I'll pay to hear that story.

Once upon a time there was a stripper at the Dolphin II who had a lil tail at the top of her ass. I saw it, pointed at it and told my friends about it. They then took a look and confirmed the lil tail. The End

 

[bluemoose]

Once upon a time there was a stripper at the Dolphin II who had a lil tail at the top of her ass. I saw it, pointed at it and told my friends about it. They then took a look and confirmed the lil tail. The End

That was almost as much of a letdown as the pizza oven, almost.


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[bob1852]

That was almost as much of a letdown as the pizza oven, almost.


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Especially because it wasn't a tail, it was a penis.

 

[Melana]

No, I was referring to Melana engaging He Who Shall Not Be Named in conversation. Bad move. If you respond to him he'll think he's liked, tolerated and welcome. Nothing could be further from the truth so please, let's all go back to ignoring him and maybe we'll get lucky and he'll go away forever.

I know.... I know.... Bad form.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So what really happened was we killed the stripper, stole her blow and harvested her tail. It sits in a jar in my office.

 

[paulthenurse]

Story is getting better but the fact of the matter is that you rained dollar bills on a preop Puerto Rican transsexual named Raul who ground his pecker (that was conveniently tucked up inside his buttcheeks) into your crotch while Right Said Fred blared "I'm too sexy for my shirt!" overhead.
Holy baby Geezuz I need a shower after even thinking of that. You should just go kill yourself and take the easy way out.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Interesting theory on the Puerto Rican pecker

 

[Keith_O]

You ladies are all on Paulie for overalls... No one is asking you about the panty hose, so move on.
At least it's men's clothing...


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[paulthenurse]

Ya. What he^^^^ said.

Wait... What pantyhose?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How's the "pizza house" comin' Paulie? Weather should be pretty solid for several weeks so... no real rush I don't think.

 

[paulthenurse]

Getting the frame put together so I can shrink wrap LSU tomorrow, then I'll get back to working the coolest backyard project of all time.
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[Melana]

Somehow Paul... you may take a lot of abuse from this crowd but... i think they are all jealous.