The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[paulthenurse]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but cruel, mean, heartless, bulling might cause me to become depressed and lock myself in my bedroom until the despair becomes overwhelming and I cut my wrists in a pitiful cry for help then hang myself.

But I'll make myself a nice margarita pizza for my last meal first.

 

[HoppyDaze]

doubt you have the balls to kill yourself.

 

[bluemoose]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but cruel, mean, heartless, bulling might cause me to become depressed and lock myself in my bedroom until the despair becomes overwhelming and I cut my wrists in a pitiful cry for help then hang myself.

But I'll make myself a nice margarita pizza for my last meal first.

Guessing you are not the only one in your bedroom depressed with overwhelming despair. Alice must be a saint.

 

[paulthenurse]

True dat

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

... I cut my wrists in a pitiful cry for help then hang myself.

We've already placed bets that you'll cut your wrists, but I doubt anyone will hear your cries over the groan of that Chico Electric.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

....margarita pizza for my last meal first.

Just don't order take out for your last meal. That way you'll live a long and happy life. I don't see a homemade margarita pizza coming down this pike for a looong time

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think you should cap that puppy off with a pink yoga ball and call it good.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I think you should cap that puppy off with a pink yoga ball and call it good.

Please refrain mention of anything yoga, pink ball, and PTN. The images in this thread are offensive enough.

 

[Melana]

I think you should cap that puppy off with a pink yoga ball and call it good.

Pink Ball? I'd be willing to bet Pauls are blue...

 

[paulthenurse]

Pink Ball? I'd be willing to bet Pauls are blue...

Whoa, whoa whoa!!!! Where did THAT come from?

 

[Melana]

Whoa, whoa whoa!!!! Where did THAT come from?

Yeager suggested it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh. Ok. Now I get it. I'll just add it to the list of reasons I owe him a dope slap .

 

[paulthenurse]

Wrong thread

 

[paulthenurse]

Got some more brick laid this morning before heading to the shelter.




Ya know Brian, ya had me worried. 'Jeebuz, what if I'm NOT done by Masstoberfest? I'll have to move to Peru to escape that Douchenozzle.'

But I believe I'll pull it off. Might not be pretty that day but it will be functional.

Nah nah nah nah nahhhhhh nahhhhh!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Will I have to sign a waiver if I attend Masstoberfest? This doesn't look safe.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Might not be pretty that day but it will be functional.

I'm sure everyone will be thrilled to see it burn, wait, what?

 

[paulthenurse]

Will I have to sign a waiver if I attend Masstoberfest? This doesn't look safe.

You could always spend the day hanging out with He Who Ain't Invited if you're THAT worried. Just an option for ya.

 

[Cape Brewing]

My theory is that the top is coming in way too flat and instead of an arch, with a keystone at the top to hold it all in place, it's just gonna be a flat "roof" that... as soon as this thing gets fired, will expand slightly and then crumble into the center.

I mean...

Looks awesome man! Keep going!! Yayyyyy Paul!!


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Auger]

I started reading this thread thinking, how can you talk about a pizza oven for 41 pages? And expecting a cool reveal, and learning stuff in the process. And yes I just sat here and read this thread start to finish...

I've learned something, but I'm still trying to understand what.

Anyway, following along purely for the entertainment value.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's what we do.

 

[paulthenurse]

My theory is that the top is coming in way too flat and instead of an arch, with a keystone at the top to hold it all in place, it's just gonna be a flat "roof" that... as soon as this thing gets fired, will expand slightly and then crumble into the center.

I worried about that too but I think it's ok. It's no where close to a perfect dome, it has flat spots and dips, nooks and crannies. Basicly it looks like instead of being built by a skilled mason it was built by a f'ing nurse.


Oh...... wait a second......

 

[Melana]

It's still 1000X better than the one I built. GO PAUL!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

that thinh is beauty. are you sure u werent a free mason in ur previous life

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I started reading this thread thinking, how can you talk about a pizza oven for 41 pages? And expecting a cool reveal, and learning stuff in the process. And yes I just sat here and read this thread start to finish...

I've learned something, but I'm still trying to understand what.

Anyway, following along purely for the entertainment value.

And we have another victim...

 

[paulthenurse]

I suppose you could call him a victim.


I prefer acolyte.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Yep, he's a victim. I didn't know you were a catholic priest too.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I suppose you could call him a victim.


I prefer acolyte.

I got acolyte once ...from a toothy ******* in the o'hare parking lot. I don't think so, but maybe I'm confusing acolyte with something else

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh, so you're the catholic priest?

 

[HoppyDaze]

o'hare airport; apologies for ptn's dark side

 

[paulthenurse]

o'hare airport; apologies for ptn's dark side

We knew where you were talking about.