The HBT Tough Guy Thread

[Ize]

Ok, when all is said and done...

Vote for "The One"

(and yes, there can be only one)

Ize

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

Oh that's easy....



LORENA!!!

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Huh? OK I'm dumb- I don't get it. WTF are you going on about????

 

[Ize]

Huh? OK I'm dumb- I don't get it. WTF are you going on about????

LOL... Just seeing if Chuck is as tough as eveyone says he is.

Ize

 

[the_bird]

I'm afraid to vote for anyone else, don't want to risk offending Mr. Norris

 

[sudsmonkey]

I second the vote for Lorenae, even though I'm crushes to find out that she has a husband. Kinda ruins the whole brewing fantasy thing. Still, I'd vote for her as our toughguy, with beerluvngirl as a close second.

 

[Spyk'd]

You said favorite, not toughest, so I went with Bruce Campbell for his one liners.


Subsequently, the one liners have been ripped off and regurgitated through every know media since, but they were coolest when Bruce did them!


:rockin:

 

[Ize]

You said favorite, not toughest, so I went with Bruce Campbell for his one liners.


Subsequently, the one liners have been ripped off and regurgitated through every know media since, but they were coolest when Bruce did them!


:rockin:

Yeah but he kicked some a$$ too. I couldn't leave him out. :rockin:

Ize

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Ralph muscles his way into every poll here, so I voted for him.

 

[rdwj]

Bronson - and why is Jean-Claude Van Damme on the list? May as well have Patrick Swayze. He's got a better resume.

 

[Cheesefood]

This guy kicks EVERYONE's ass.

 

[Onescalerguy]

How about Arnold,he's more deserving than Seagull!!:fro:
Cheers

 

[the_bird]

This guy kicks EVERYONE's ass.

You know, it was bad enough when you were posting pictures of yourself without a shirt on...

 

[sudsmonkey]

Oh, I knew better than to click on that! Cheese, you are one twisted individual, but you're OUR twisted individual. You've really gotta stop that!

 

[sause]

I'm a little parisial (sp?) to John Wayne.

 

[Ize]

This guy kicks EVERYONE's ass.

Yes, but he doesn't have the box office that the other guys have.

OR a tailpipe to be carnally familiar with.

Ize

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Seriously dudes- all you need to know is that Bruce Campbell wrote a book called "How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way".

That's about the end of the contest.

 

[Ivan Lendl]

Charles Bronson...Although Steve Mcqueen is pretty bad ass despite his name; he should have been on the list, as well as Woody Allen.

 

[Cheesefood]

Seriously dudes- all you need to know is that Bruce Campbell wrote a book called "How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way".

That's about the end of the contest.

And he was shot in a musket fight at a Southern Gentlemen's club after upsetting a VERY high-name member.

Even better is that he and Richard Gere trashed Gere's apartment while practicing a scene together.

Bruce has been involved in more ass-kicking than Hush Puppies shoes.

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Bruce Lee.

End of argument.

 

[Fiery Sword]

as well as Woody Allen.

Maybe the mead is clouding my judgement but......WHA??????? Woody Allen????

 

[rdwj]

Bruce Lee.

End of argument.

I could totally take Bruce Lee!

 

[the_bird]

I could totally take Bruce Lee!

Sure, kneeling on the bed, you could take him..

 

[Cheesefood]

Sure, kneeling on the bed, you could take him..

He would be lager yeast to Bruce Lee's ale yeast.
Trub to Bruce's beer.
Wort to Bruce's krausen.

 

[Desert_Sky]

Sure, kneeling on the bed, you could take him..

I LOL'ed

 

[Ivan Lendl]

Maybe the mead is clouding my judgement but......WHA??????? Woody Allen????

Hes been known to wrestle lobsters...

 

[Brewtopia]

Not on the list so I can't vote but I have to go with Cagney. There are no tough guys after WWII.

 

[Toilet Rocker]

Bruce Campbell wins this one hands down. All other opinions are wrong. Mods close the thread.

And if you disagree, this is my BOOMstick.

 

[Ize]

Hes been known to wrestle lobsters...

ROTFFLMFAO!

Ha! Classic!

And yeah, I do have to apologize for the omissions of The Duke and McQueen. I am glad tho that Clint is holding his own in the voting.

I will NOT apologize for leaving The Terminator off the list, or one of the Lethal Weapons for that fact.

Bruce Lee however, stands alone. :rockin: As he should. Chuck Norris would have been a small snack for Bruce Lee, and then leave him as a stain in his laundry.

Ize

 

[Toilet Rocker]

Bruce Lee however, stands alone. :rockin: As he should. Chuck Norris would have been a small snack for Bruce Lee, and then leave him as a stain in his laundry.

Ize

There's only one Bruce...and his chin kills.