The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Hey, to whomever of you guys sent the no-name package of socks, Thank you. I'll get them over to my friend who runs the clinic at Pine Street. They'll be much appreciated by some unfortunate folks over there.

 

[paulthenurse]

I SOOOOOOO need to go somewhere warm and wet.
Don't go there. I'm talking about the Keys.

 

[balrog]

...and I had just started to queue up the Hot Yoga joke. Darn.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

After just one snow, PTN?

 

[day_trippr]

Mrs. Trippr flew down to Flo-reeda with a handful of her 5 sisters for 10 days - right before this storm.
The woman has good timing, I'll give her that

We got an honest 7" of kinda wet stuff...

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

I survived the blizzard of 2022.

 

[balrog]

2022
Pronounced, from another thread, "2020, too"

Only about 5" here. I cleared driveway early in day, because, well, you know, I wanted to move the car out of the brewery to make some beer. When I moved the car back about another inch of snow later, it was so sloppy and slushy, and about when I might have cleared the first time, I felt so blessed by having a beer making hobby to have saved my aching back from clearing sloppy slush.

 

[paulthenurse]

After just one snow, PTN?

What can I say, I'm a wuss?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Mrs. Trippr flew down to Flo-reeda with a handful of her 5 sisters for 10 days - right before this storm.
The woman has good timing, I'll give her that

We got an honest 7" of kinda wet stuff...

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Beautiful to look at… glad I didn’t need to shovel it.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

What can I say, I'm a wuss?

Nah, you just need a vacation.

 

[Dland]

Maybe I'm getting soft too, this morning I was thinking it might be nice to brew indoors someday. At least it is above freezing, probably be done before the rain, just started sparge.

Vacation, what's that? maybe that is what is wrong with me, have not had one since 1999.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's entirely too long

 

[day_trippr]

Big Papi!

 

[balrog]

what the heck, folks?!! I leave for a quick family visit down South and you go queuing up a Nor'Easter without my vote?

Luckily I'll be back in time to run the snow blower.

Nice try though.

[Edit: I see you're keeping all the fun stuff to yourselves over der]

 

[day_trippr]

Predictions are going to remain all over the place until the storm actually forms up.
Harvey Leonard was in full-on waffle mode tonight

 

[jrgtr42]

Predictions are going to remain all over the place until the storm actually forms up.
Harvey Leonard was in full-on waffle mode tonight

So has the French Toast alert gone into effect? |I was at BJs this afternoon and there wasn't much in the bread area - though I don't know how much of that has to do with the weather versus regular supply run issues.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

At least it’s not a full moon this time.

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

New Moon.Could be the end of all of us.Stock up on supplies.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

My source says waining crescent on Saturday, but yeah, supplies needed.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I'm so glad I moved to New Hampshire to get away from the snow. The local forecasters say up to 6 inches in my area.

However, I do have to deal with the cold temps. -11 right now.

 

[paulthenurse]

SBO started a pot roast in the crock pot before we left for work this morning and plans on cooking a turkey tonight. Seriousl?

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

yup

 

[day_trippr]

Hmmm.....Looking even rougher from tonight's view. A pot roast and turkey might not be a bad idea - as long as you can keep the fire going...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Paulie's about the Kale smoothies.

Edit: wtf? I had seen almost a foot of fluffy stuff. This is diff from what I recently saw. They've been hesitating so much I was expecting the final decision to be next week.

 

[day_trippr]

They'll know how much is coming by Sunday...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

4-6 for me. Although I am very close to the 6-12 line.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bet you've made that claim more than once.

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

 

[balrog]

New Moon.Could be the end of all of us.Stock up on supplies.

Just got the essentials at store. Spicy Italian sausage, Makers Mark and lime Vodka for SWMBO’s Pomm Cosmos.

color me ready.

 

[day_trippr]

So we're gonna get dumped on and then blown away. Sounds like fun!

With those wind numbers making for a high probability of losing power here and thus our well I've filled the guest bath tub with flushing water and filled my old cooler mlt with morning coffee water. Got plenty of propane and a camp stove that still works, and enough firewood to keep the house from freezing for awhile.

Meanwhile the wife got dragged out by a friend to panic shop - even though my wife already did her shopping two days ago...