The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Positive vibes to you and John Melana

 

[paulthenurse]

And now, for something completely different...

 

[smurfjuice]

everyone polka

 

[smurfjuice]

In our valiant war against the demon MS, BigJohn lost the battle today against the MRI tube. My heart went out to the big guy when he came home dejected after MRI attempt #2. MS is stealing my husband and it sucks hard.

Happy thots darlin.

 

[balrog]

Srsly, what is WRONG w ppl?!

 

[Dland]

Maybe they a have a anticipation of on problem on Halloween? Kids will be kids, and big kids will use the mayhem as cover for crimes,,,,..where I was stuck in my adolescent years one really had to watch out the night before; devils night.

 

[NTBeer]

Srsly, what is WRONG w ppl?!
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Have you seen 'The Social Distortion'?

 

[paulthenurse]

If you haven't done it already, today is the day to do it. Head down to the town hall and put that check mark right next to my name for "Best Brewah Evah"

 

[paulthenurse]

The AP says I got this one sewed up.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

2020

 

[day_trippr]

Yet Another Blazing Sign Of The 2020 Apocalypse

 

[HoppyDaze]

Srsly, what is WRONG w ppl?!
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Political - Reported

 

[Dland]

Anyone else feel the tremor this morning? I was in shop cellar weighing grain and some of the stuff on shelve rattled a little, I thought maybe a heavy truck had driven into my yard or something.

Now I read we had a 4.0 quake.

 

[balrog]

Missed it completely.

I"m thinking it's Mother Nature shuddering at the fact that there was no Masstoberfest.

 

[day_trippr]

Pretty sure I was still enjoying last night's stout dosage in a deep sleep.
Killer weather the last few days though. It was spectacularly nice up in NH and all the trail heads were filled on Saturday.
Today I had to drive over to Bedford on 62 and it was wall-to-wall with bicyclers and walkers the whole way...

Cheers!

 

[Dland]

Brewed my take on a Vienna lager today, nice and dreary out, but no rain, and above freezing. Anyone else making beer?

If it does not rain too much next Thursday, I may brew on "The Holiday" also. For better or worse, I'm not included in the "pod" my somewhat assertive niece declared at my mother's and sister's houses, my gal is going to her mom's out of state with the kid home just from college (good idea, maybe not, but not my call).

So entering my sixth decade, I may finally get to spend this one in my own house, albeit alone. Kind of looking forward to it.

 

[balrog]

Careful on being out of the pod. Killer whales will pick you off. Although once we have hit 60, I bet we are a bit too chewy.

 

[Dland]

Heard of land sharks before, but land whales?

I guess I could fetch down the garand if I'm feeling alone and threatened, not that I have any desire to harm any whales, or anything else at this point.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Heard of land sharks before, but land whales?

I guess I could fetch down the garand if I'm feeling alone and threatened, not that I have any desire to harm any whales, or anything else at this point.

Most land whales can be found in casinos aka high rollers. It’s good day to have nice hot soup for dinner. I won’t be brewing this week, but I might get a wine kit into a fermentor.

 

[Dland]

so they are prey? ...interesting,, esp if the "indigenous ones" get to build their "bingo hall", ... most of their prey have to pass near my fortifications,.... perhaps a levee can be extracted.

of course the chickens can only eat so many, and swine are kind of a pain to keep and smell, (but will not rule out).

I know, your probably thinking, wait, could you not sell them into slavery? but alas, most of this type are, at best, a liability alive in their bodies and there are no rendering plants anywhere nearby.

You're probably thinking I'm not considering the value of "their modes de transporte' " but most are likely to come on buses, and they are hard to fence.. and I got enough stuff not to be interested their personal affects (and they probably stink like crappy perfume/cologne to boot).

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Have a good Thanksgiving.I think we need to make the best of it this year.I'm planing on drinking and maybe some food.But that's optional.Mostly drinking.And maybe a football game.

 

[balrog]

I will personally be raising a glass, facing East, and toasting all y'alls infidel eastern a$$es, just for good measure. And whimsy. Never forget the whimsy.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Back at ya, we’ll likely be half quarantined by Christmas thanks to stupid people.

 

[day_trippr]

"Half-quarantined"? How does that work?

 

[paulthenurse]

S'up *******? Just back from a week on a dive boat off Bimini. Back in the saddle. No lingering after effects from by betting the bends last year. Did a few dives every day the weather allowed, saw a lot of fish and a few hammerheads and made it back to the surface without any issues. Paulie is one happy murse.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Glad you enjoyed a well deserved vacay, and lived to tell about it too.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

"Half-quarantined"? How does that work?

Meh, perhaps I should have used locked down instead. Not everything was closed the first time, just more and more businesses as too many dumb asses wouldn’t stay home.

 

[day_trippr]

You're totally right about dumb asses though. It's stunning to me to read of large gatherings given the context. Yesterday I read of a wedding party that had either 7 or 10 thousand attendees. wth?

[Pardon the following venting] Since March 6, the only people I have been unmasked with have been my children and grandkids. Even when I visit my 96 yo mom I'm masked just out of respect (and abject fear - definitely don't want that on my brain for the rest of my life). And we've had some get-together's in our small family cancelled when someone had symptoms that could have been The Bug (it wasn't). And now our NJ contingent can't come up for Thanksgiving because they'd have to quarantine for two weeks.

Meanwhile the dumb asses are driving the numbers so high even incidental contact in a retail environment could be a real problem.
Sigh...

 

[day_trippr]

Anyway...on a more positive note, I hope all Massholes - and Masshole Wannabees (lookin' at you, Hoppy ) - have a relaxed, enjoyable Thanksgiving with family if so inclined, and end up where I will - asleep on the floor while some football team is beating another football team...

Cheers!

 

[balrog]

Happy Soggy TDay to all y'all.