The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

Luckily bacon is frost hardy.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Speaking of good, solidly built, drinkable, traditional adult beverages...

Pouring tomorrow at Masstoberfest

1 Cider. Semi-sweet. 5%
2 The Tallywacker American Ale 3.4%
3 The Double D IPA. 5.2%
4 Porter Square English Porter 5.4%

I'll be bringing some Spyglass growlers if anyone's interested.

Again free bottles for a good home! Otherwise I'll be tempted to recycle.

 

[day_trippr]

I should live so long, but at least the Corp finally admits the old bridges need to go...

https://www.boston.com/news/local-n...s-of-engineers-replace-cape-cod-canal-bridges

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Have a fun fest, I’ll be wishing I was there while I’m with some nutty sports fans watching the cornhuskers and screaming at the tv when they do something good and when they blow it... you know how it is...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hmmmmm....

?? Cuz they are a haze-pastry stout place? ? I’ve been pretty clear and consistent on this for a while. I have zero hate for the beer or breweries. Breweries are going to brew what people buy and if they are making money, more power to then. Have at it.

Where my grumpiness comes out is I hate form over substance and the “phenomenon” around those beers is what I roll my eyes at. I hate fake hype and the industry has never seen fake hype like they do around those beers.

I got hate for the game... not the playas.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pork butt and short ribs in Bertha.

 

[paulthenurse]

?? Cuz they are a haze-pastry stout place? ? I’ve been pretty clear and consistent on this for a while. I have zero hate for the beer or breweries. Breweries are going to brew what people buy and if they are making money, more power to then. Have at it.

Where my grumpiness comes out is I hate form over substance and the “phenomenon” around those beers is what I roll my eyes at. I hate fake hype and the industry has never seen fake hype like they do around those beers.

I got hate for the game... not the playas.

Not to mention those beers are stupid expensive to brew. I was at the Witches Brew yesterday to pick up ingredients for an Irish Red to brew today. Just over $20. Some other guy dropped almost $70. He had 11 ounces of high octane hops!!. For one five gallon batch!!!! Sorry, you’re stupid.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Another year of missing the festivities... Have fun. Enjoy the pork butt jerky, and have a beer or three for me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

?? Cuz they are a haze-pastry stout place? ? I’ve been pretty clear and consistent on this for a while. I have zero hate for the beer or breweries. Breweries are going to brew what people buy and if they are making money, more power to then. Have at it.

Where my grumpiness comes out is I hate form over substance and the “phenomenon” around those beers is what I roll my eyes at. I hate fake hype and the industry has never seen fake hype like they do around those beers.

I got hate for the game... not the playas.

Aah. I didn't catch your direction at hype.

Still
#GrumpyOldManitis[emoji2398]

 

[Melana]

Looks like we are a hard pass... Apparently we are the family not allowed to have any fun. Miss you guys!

 

[Dland]

That's what family is all about from what I can tell. Just broke my toe "helping" my brother fix his POS rusty toyota. (can I come over and use your lift) like he was going to do the work. Now I go spend rest of afternoon sitting with my ailing mom and look at the pictures she took out the window with her phone this week.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The master at his craft

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Gotta give it to the O's uniforms are better than the seahawks

 

[paulthenurse]

The latest update to The Masstoberfest Cup.

 

[paulthenurse]

Great to see Brian O’Grady yesterday, one of the four original Masstoberfesters. He stepped up and took over brewing my Irish Red leaving me free to cook and condemning him to toting home the Cup.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Thanks Paul!! I really appreciate getting this prestigious award. It's about time.. Thanks for cooking all that food. I haven't gotten sick yet, so I guess it was a good day.

 

[Daddymem]

Dude your life is on the uphill rise now.

 

[smurfjuice]

Another great showing this year Sire. Good to see everyone again, even you ...

 

[smurfjuice]

The master at his craftView attachment 647001

Looks like he burned his finger ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Ouchie.

 

[Yooper]

The master at his craftView attachment 647001

Look at him- praying at the altar of the pizza oven, besieging the Great Spirit PizzaGod to finally allow him to make an edible product.

 

[paulthenurse]

The pizza was pissah. Ask anyone.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Gotta hand it to the old guy. The pizza wasn't bad

 

[paulthenurse]

By ‘wasn’t bad’ you mean f’ing awesome.

 

[balrog]

How's everyone in the Eastern parts doin'?

 

[paulthenurse]

Tom Brady’s going to be the first guy in the NFL to throw a touchdown pass from a canoe.

 

[paulthenurse]

Why do I get calls everyday in f’ing Chinese? Does some telemarketer in Peking really think (A) there’s a good chance that I just happen to speak Cantonese, or (B) that I’m going to order the chow mein via cold call? What the fruck.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

By ‘wasn’t bad’ you mean f’ing awesome.

Where is the photographic evidence?

 

[paulthenurse]

I was too busy composing the delicious works of art (and everyone else was too busy elbowing each other aside to get to the next one) to take pictures.

 

[bob1852]

Wait, there was a Masstoberfest this year?

I never saw the 2019 thread...oh well, always next year...