The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Take them down to the Bog. Cape will fill them for ya

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Geez, you could at least pretend to be a nice guy, since I was a customer once in August.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[day_trippr]

Brilliant - if off the mark.
It's been a brutal week for the NFL's two most elite QBs: on the strength of one game Brady is finished, and it took a few more games in his case but Rogers is done as well.

FFS, Brady was the league MVP last year...

 

[Dland]

Chasing balls is for dogs, but yeah, if I was so good at it i could get paid in $millions, guess I'd be there too.

...those who pay to watch.. just don't get it, looks like more fun than church, but that ain't sayin much.

 

[j1laskey]

That call on Marchant is why NHL is dangerously close to being the NBA

 

[Cape Brewing]

Chasing balls is for dogs, but yeah, if I was so good at it i could get paid in $millions, guess I'd be there too.

...those who pay to watch.. just don't get it, looks like more fun than church, but that ain't sayin much.

Don’t feel bad it’s too complicated for lots of people.

 

[day_trippr]

Lots of things are too complicated for some people. There's a new thread in the North East Homebrew Forum on OHIO

 

[Cape Brewing]

They’re doing it wrong

 

[Dland]

Do I get the sense that Cape's the only one who can do it right? (haha)

Got an early start, got woke up by livestock chores..13.5 gallons "pre prohabition" lager w rye already boiling.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Depends on who you ask.

 

[day_trippr]

So...don't want to pry or anything but did a hooker finally get the better of Paulie and now he's buried under his own shed?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He did say a couple of negative things about unions during that nursing vote.

 

[smurfjuice]

Maybe out hunting turkeys.

 

[Dland]

Allusions of disclosure of breach of patient confidentiality in retaliation for attempt at humor?

 

[the_bird]

Flagpole came down on top of him in the first windstorm, pinned his head inside the pizza oven. I can smell the fat rendering from here.

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Allusions of disclosure of breach of patient confidentiality in retaliation for attempt at humor?

Bingo!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Amatuers

 

[day_trippr]

NESN is running a freakin' orgy of Red Sox 2018 season highlights. Epic AF!
What a great season that was!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Whatever keeps your bananas happy...

 

[smurfjuice]

Nothin' better than a happy banana …

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Good lord, I nearly shot coffee out my nose, smurf.

 

[smurfjuice]

I do what I can …

 

[day_trippr]

Hope all you Masshole reprobates and wannabees (Hoppy, AZ, et al ) have a warm and Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow!

 

[Rodent]

this displaced Masshole will be flipping the Tgiving bird surrounded by Seahawks fans ... ugh. thinking I should have a diet of kimchee, pickled eggs, beer, and chili in prep for tomorrow's closed quarters events ... mention how the Hwaks are Superbowl bound and let loose a pooter. seems like a fair exchange for the torture I'm enduring

 

[bluemoose]

I will be hoping you set temperature records down there for Thanksgiving. What a day for high school football!

 

[Dland]

Have a good one all of you, going to be home alone and my crew is taking a long weekend, so I will be brewing at least one batch this weekend. Thinking I'll do a "calibration lager": 20#s pilsner malt & moderate noble hops, 30 ish IBUs.

Cooking off a local field grown turkey(darn, past my bed time.) Probably almost done, after it rests, apportion a couple large plates o meat & fixings. One to travel, one to stay.

Wife and college kid are going off on 7AM boat to mothra in law's place in longuyland, grad school kid coming in there by train & I won't see her, which is too bad.. I got to stay here(thank goodness) and take care of my gal's cats and chickens. I have to go to sister's in town, where my mom lives next door. Kind of weird not having wife and kids around for holiday, but we got two aging moms and it seems important we show up for ours this year, respectively.

I guess I can drag out the Gibson SG and the tube amp, and/or crank some old tunes on the stereo..

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Have a good one Dland.