The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

We need a screen shot of said text so we can decide who's the ******...

 

[the_bird]

 

[Dland]

Glad to see you fellers having so much fun, anyway, I just got invited to a free webinar, i think from an office supply company. Anyone ever been to one of these, is it OK to bring a growler?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Marys a Pilsner [emoji238]

Wasn’t really the point

 

[Cape Brewing]

We need a screen shot of said text so we can decide who's the ******...

(Time stamp of 3:07... so he instantly ran out and did exactly that... like a ******)

 

[Cape Brewing]

“Paul... Paul.... Hey Paul I’m gonna tell a funny on HBT in 10.. 9... 8... 7....”

And I’m a ******?

You’re just the worst kind of person. Worse than Hoppy

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just trying to enlighten. Lagers and ales are different.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thanks. I’ll make a note

 

[bob1852]

The bog is now gonna make a pilsner ale. "It's a lager, but our spin makes it an ale."

 

[Cape Brewing]

I get it

 

[paulthenurse]

You’re just the worst kind of person. Worse than Hoppy

Hoppy is probably a better athlete than you too

 

[paulthenurse]

So as I understand it, your problem (at least this time) is that I didn’t wait five minutes before mocking you? I’m sorry I’ll wait in the future.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Next time I’m telling all of the king’s horses and all of the king’s men... not to put you back together again.

 

[paulthenurse]

Thank you, King Charles.

 

[paulthenurse]

Mooooooooookie for the cycle!!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Treehouse.

Mehhhh?

It’s ok. Doesn’t suck. Hell, Cape’s beer is better. Sh!t, Yeager’s beer is better. Mine is much, much better.

License to print money. Nephew stood in line for an hour to buy me a four pack. Made with ‘Unobtainium!’ Phenomenal business model.

I lied. Yeager’s isn’t better.

 

[paulthenurse]

Does anyone know about grass? The mowing kind, not the other stuff. I made a mistake and seeded where I put in the irrigation with rye, not bluegrass. I can't stand the look of the rye. If I reseed with bluegrass will it take over and dominate or do I need to kill the rye then reseed?

 

[Rodent]

Does anyone know about grass? The mowing kind, not the other stuff. I made a mistake and seeded where I put in the irrigation with rye, not bluegrass. I can't stand the look of the rye. If I reseed with bluegrass will it take over and dominate or do I need to kill the rye then reseed?

did you seed with annual or perennial rye?

http://www.ryegrasses.com/

 

[Dland]

Try over seeding with fescue, tall type if sunny, chewings or creeping red if shady, fine leaf grass better suited for here than K blue. I would not kill any grass off right now, you'll just get crab grass in this heat. If you must, wait until fall & cooler weather.

Does anyone know about grass? The mowing kind, not the other stuff. I made a mistake and seeded where I put in the irrigation with rye, not bluegrass. I can't stand the look of the rye. If I reseed with bluegrass will it take over and dominate or do I need to kill the rye then reseed?

Are you one of those "lawn guys"? I think the syndrome may have something to do with all the Scotts product commercials during sports shows. Not knocking it, I make a lot of money off your type, albeit mostly in slightly different neighborhoods, plus I push the organic angle.

I could sense your "pride of place" with the new asphalt drive, something I'd never bother to do over..and my lawn is mostly weeds. Got some killa bamboo groves though.

 

[paulthenurse]

Fescue? I say that to Cape all the time.

I do like the lawn to look good. I don't make myself crazy about it but if it's ragged, like it is now because of the bad timing of the rains I don't like that at all. I did put in an irrigation system this spring, rented a ditch witch and ran pipes and heads in four different zones. Always something to do.

And how do you know my neighborhood?

 

[Dland]

And how do you know my neighborhood?

Just going by the nice picture you recently posted. Don't worry, I don't care where you live & don't get off island much either, much less off cape.

 

[day_trippr]

Aww. Too bad, Paul was hoping for his very own stalker...

 

[paulthenurse]

Once you’ve been on this thread for a while you’ll be just like the rest of us and will do darn near anything you can to get away from Cape

 

[bob1852]

Butthurt comment on hbt in 3......2......

 

[paulthenurse]

LOL.

Screaming out for another screen shot from HBT’s answer to Usein Bolt.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You’re just btichy cuz I’m so awesome at healing and all of your super advice.... was.....

 

[day_trippr]

Sox win by a touchdown and PAT. Offense is so freaked out by the bullpen lately they're racking up huge scores to cope...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just saw that on Instagram

 

[day_trippr]

Buried by NEIPA pics, no doubt

From outofnowhere: as much as I loved watching Jacobi Ellsbury play here, I'm sure glad he's been with the Yankees the last few years...

 

[paulthenurse]

Jacobi Who?