The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah totally. I got nothing going for myself...

another edit because I suck at life.

 

[bob1852]

The sad thing (or sadder I should say) is that you went with, “Oooo. I shoulda said THIS” and then went back and updated it.

You suck at life.

And you just did the same thing...

Boom.

 

[paulthenurse]

We’re all just waiting to see who will be the first to say “I know you are but what am I?”

 

[HoppyDaze]

you just said it

 

[paulthenurse]

Top of the first, Sox down by two.

I’d like to recommend David Price go back into the cave in Thailand to check that everyone got out safely. Just to be sure.

 

[day_trippr]

Mookie just had the most amazing at bat I've seen in years.
Sox up by 3, Toronto starter hitting the showers...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Like 50 pitches in that at bat?

 

[day_trippr]

Seriously. 13, but it seemed like at least 20. Epic.
Didn't you just know something big was going to happen after that foul ball got dropped?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The strike zone was painted white.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The strike zone was painted white.

... just like Hoppy’s mom

 

[bluemoose]

Boom!

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

How long do you figure it’s going to take before they decide to take that Thai soccer coach, stick him in front of a tree and shoot his stupid ass? What sort of moron takes a team of twelve year old boys three miles into a f’ing cave?

I heard they sacrificed chickens to keep the known and present monsoon from affecting them. With that kind of confidence wouldn't you move forward?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Boom!

meh

 

[day_trippr]

This is how much I can't be bothered with taking a keg or two on vacation...

712 ounces of mostly hoppy goodness (Young's being the outlier - and my personal nightcap) are gonna get killed over the next few days on a West Dennis beach...or on the Wee Boat bobbing around Yarmouth.
Both sons will help (the Three Spouses won't touch any of 'em) so I figure that pile won't make it through Tuesday. After that the boys are buying!

Cheers!

 

[Melana]

I heard they sacrificed chickens to keep the known and present monsoon from affecting them. With that kind of confidence wouldn't you move forward?

Chickens are awesome.

 

[smurfjuice]

Hey Cape, what was going on at the Bog today??

 

[paulthenurse]

They were sacrificing a few chickens to see if the beer improves. With that kind of confidence I foresee an expansion in the future.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Cape, what was going on at the Bog today??

??? Nuthin... why?

 

[smurfjuice]

I was over @ Wendells with the weef, saw the Bog truck in the parking lot. thot you were giving stuff away ... Talking Saturday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope... just a normal Sat

 

[smurfjuice]

I need to get in there ...

 

[paulthenurse]

I need to get in there ...

If you’re lucky Paul and Ringo will be pulling the stick. You know, just another random Saturday afternoon in July.

OR... there will be chicken sacrifices in the parking lot.



I’m putting my money on the voodoo.

 

[smurfjuice]

who do the voodoo like you do ...

 

[Melana]

Hey, instead of sacrificing chickens can we sacrifice Yeager instead?

 

[paulthenurse]

Wouldn’t he be a capon? Does sacrificing a capon still have the same voodoo juju?

 

[Melana]

Yeager the Mighty Capon?

 

[Dland]

Remember fellers, eat what you kill, 'less it is a rat or something, and yer not that hungry. Got my eyes on them chickens that ain't been laying much lately.

I spent today practicing SS welds on Sanke keg parts with the mig. Some say you can't do it with C-25 gas, but I'm getting there. Would have brewed, but them fibbers said it was going to T storms all day. Anyway, any day is a success when I don't have leave the yard, here on the over run rock...in the summer.

Introducing myself to Mass confusion thread: high from off cape cod.

 

[day_trippr]

Right. Welcome aboard our ship of fools

Speaking of the Cape Of Cod, we had a great week in our usual haunting in West Dennis. Weather was awesome, water temperature wasn't bad at all, had a blast catching schoolie stripers on light gear - and we got off the Cape Saturday just in time to miss the crappy weather rolling in.

Timing is everything...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ship of fools? I resent that.

Nah. I’m kidding. We’re all morons here. Welcome.

 

[smurfjuice]

Well, there goes MY self esteem ...