The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Whatever floats your boat.

The boat jokes never get old.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sox on pace to win 110 games.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

And still could be in 2nd place.

 

[paulthenurse]

So good news and bad news.

The bad news is GoFundMe closed my page trying to mooch money for Yooper’s plane ticket due to inactivity.

The good news is I got my five bucks back

 

[nhwrecker]

So good news and bad news.

The bad news is GoFundMe closed my page trying to mooch money for Yooper’s plane ticket due to inactivity.

The good news is I got my five bucks back

that's a bummer. I was going to contribute, but couldn't figure out how to get my pocket change uploaded. I bet if computers had coin slots, we could have raised tens of dollars for Yoop.

 

[paulthenurse]

You’re lying your ass off, you cheap prick.

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[j1laskey]

Brought my child here today. We survived.

 

[day_trippr]

No review? Sheesh, what a rip...

 

[j1laskey]

No need for a review. I think we all know what you can expect at the Bog......

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brought my child here today. We survived.

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??? Why didn’t you say hi?? I was behind the bar until 6:00ish

 

[j1laskey]

You looked very “busy” I didn’t want to bother you. But I did realize that the bathroom light is on the outside of the door on my second trip to the can.

We have friends all the way down in Attleboro. We try to pop in for a beer when we have to go to the South Shore.

 

[bob1852]

~7 years ago, Cape and I were in a dive bar in San Diego and took a cab home at 3am with a bag of weed. Ah, the good ol' days...

 

[Cape Brewing]

You looked very “busy” I didn’t want to bother you. But I did realize that the bathroom light is on the outside of the door on my second trip to the can.

We have friends all the way down in Attleboro. We try to pop in for a beer when we have to go to the South Shore.

It is stunning how much people struggle with that light switch

 

[Cape Brewing]

~7 years ago, Cape and I were in a dive bar in San Diego and took a cab home at 3am with a bag of weed. Ah, the good ol' days...

Good times... good times

 

[the_bird]

It is stunning how much people struggle with that light switch

Who the **** puts the light on the outside of a bathroom door? Bar, restaurant, or a house, that's ****** design. Trying to drop a duece in there and you're scared the whole time someone's going to turn the lights out on you. I guarantee someone does that to Paulie every time he steps in there.

 

[the_bird]

Wait, what the ****? Are George Carlin's favorite words now being auto-corrected? This seems like a **** idea.

 

[the_bird]

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Piss
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Tits

 

[day_trippr]

"Someone think about the children!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who the fudge puts the light on the outside of a bathroom door? Bar, restaurant, or a house, that's poopyty design. Trying to drop a duece in there and you're scared the whole time someone's going to turn the lights out on you. I guarantee someone does that to Paulie every time he steps in there.

Oh... no doubt... horrible design. We didn’t put it in. It’s on our list of “shti to get done”... but there are 5,867 other things ahead of it on the list right now.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's a pretty long list and is going to take a long time. I can't believe you haven't gotten done with the first yet

1) Change name of brewery

 

[bluemoose]

2) brew a solid blueberry beer.

 

[j1laskey]

I gotta give him credit. The AC was blowing so cold they had to open the windows to make it comfortable inside

 

[bob1852]

Wait, what the fudge? Are George Carlin's favorite words now being auto-corrected? This seems like a poopy idea.

The moderators around here....I tell ya...

I miss the good old days when bird and olllllllllllllllo ran this place...

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[Cape Brewing]

I gotta give him credit. The AC was blowing so cold they had to open the windows to make it comfortable inside

Given the bar area is so compact it gets really warm around the bar... which is also where the thermostat is... so the AC kicks on and keeps it comfortable.

The “front area” doesn’t have that problem and some fresh air in there is never a bad thing.

So... it’s not uncommon for us to do that.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

That's a pretty long list and is going to take a long time. I can't believe you haven't gotten done with the first yet

1) Change name of brewery

the bog inn was already taken

 

[paulthenurse]

Man vs. trailer.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Save that for chum.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

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Man vs. trailer.

you're a nurse, I am sure you know what to do...

 

[the_bird]

Where's your friend with the trench digger? I'm sure he can do a quick amputation for you.