The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Next Masstoberfest?

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SKjjvGoeJM[/ame]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Damn! Wine geyser for geezers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You know you're in trouble when everything goes slo mo. I think I could make out "the wife is going to kill me" in that timeframe.

 

[paulthenurse]

That happened to me once when I added a tablespoon of bentonite powder to five gallons of recently fermented red wine that I hadn’t de-gassed enough. Instantly gave the CO2 five million nucleation points to drop out of solution on. I recognized my mistake about five seconds in. Two hundred fifty pounds of directly applied nurse couldn’t stop that disaster. Unfortunately, my little whoopsie happened inside. Herself was not amused.

 

[day_trippr]

Looking at how bulged that drum was I don't think I'd be the guy with the stick

 

[Cape Brewing]

That happened to me once when I added a tablespoon of bentonite powder to five gallons of recently fermented red wine that I hadn’t de-gassed enough. Instantly gave the CO2 five million nucleation points to drop out of solution on. I recognized my mistake about five seconds in. Two hundred fifty pounds of directly applied nurse couldn’t stop that disaster. Unfortunately, my little whoopsie happened inside. Herself was not amused.

LOL!

“250”

That’s adorable

 

[paulthenurse]

I didn’t say it happened last week.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Third grade?

 

[the_bird]

250 stone if I were guessing.

 

[paulthenurse]

Some women like a bit of bulk and force behind the thrust.

But I wouldn’t expect either of you to understand that.

 

[Melana]

Some women like a bit of bulk and force behind the thrust.

But I wouldn’t expect either of you to understand that.

Still need to find it....

 

[smurfjuice]

Next Masstoberfest?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SKjjvGoeJM

Yes ...

 

[paulthenurse]

This is a hell of a ball game.

 

[paulthenurse]

Well it WAS a hell of a game till the wheels fell off Houston’s wagon.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It gets crazier.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Best WS game I can ever remember

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Must have been insane being at that game.

They've gotta speed up the game. Joe Buck "The most intense 5.5 hr game 5 ever!"

 

[Master]

What was with the missed FGs yesterday? I was watching on a crap Sat feed but it didn't look that wet/windy

 

[day_trippr]

The Ghost got married and he hasn't been the same since.
Coincidence?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Didn't know that. That explains a lot. Also, heard it was dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[paulthenurse]

On the knee?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Didn't know that. That explains a lot. Also, heard it was dihydrogen monoxide.

(Sigh). Did you see the source article? Unfreakin’ real. So brutal some times and I couldn’t take it any longer. I thought it was a pretty PC response considering

 

[Melana]

Paulie is erecting a giant wood pole in his yard. Way to overcompensate there Paul!

 

[paulthenurse]

It’s my own little way of telling Colin Kaepernick to “Go f-ck yourself.”

 

[Cape Brewing]

That’ll show em.

 

[the_bird]

Paulie is erecting a giant wood pole in his yard. Way to overcompensate there Paul!

He and his best buddy spent the whole afternoon strokin' it smooth.

 

[the_bird]

What makes this an especially brilliant idea is that the bedrock is about eighteen inches below the surface at Paulie's house. Hence, it's protrusion into his neighbor's basement and Paulie's inability to set the support posts for his shed below the frost line.

We should set a betting line for what gets taken out when the flagpole topples over - Paulie's new bathroom, the neighbor's house, that lady's car that Will ran into, or does he just take out power for half of Stoughton? Maybe it'll just take out the boat!

 

[bob1852]

What makes this an especially brilliant idea is that the bedrock is about eighteen inches below the surface at Paulie's house. Hence, it's protrusion into his neighbor's basement and Paulie's inability to set the support posts for his shed below the frost line.

We should set a betting line for what gets taken out when the flagpole topples over - Paulie's new bathroom, the neighbor's house, that lady's car that Will ran into, or does he just take out power for half of Stoughton? Maybe it'll just take out the boat!

Or the pizza oven.

Wait, that collapsed on its own, right?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm going with lightening.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah.... but just think what a BURN it is for Kaepernick! Dude’s probably hiding in his house, too afraid to come out. All his friends are all, “daaaaaaamn. That guy in Stoughton LIT..... YOU....UP!!! “