... just the latest entry to a long long list of reasons
Lunch at IKEA makes me a loser, right?
If I were going to claim that my muthah was a virgin and my fathah was dumb enough to buy that his wife was a virgin and that I was spontaneously conceived from God, I would pick you fu(ktards to be my disciples and follow me to your early deaths at the hands of the patrician overlords.
I'd do that for you, just to show you how much I love you. [emoji56]
If I were going to claim that my muthah was a virgin and my fathah was dumb enough to buy that his wife was a virgin and that I was spontaneously conceived from God, I would pick you fu(ktards to be my disciples and follow me to your early deaths at the hands of the patrician overlords.
I'd do that for you, just to show you how much I love you. [emoji56]
Image us at the Last Supper. "Hey Jesus, you gonna cook the pizza this time?"
And you would dive for scallops and though you only bagged ten, you'd feed us all... Amen, I'm good with that.
Do women always laugh whilst sitting on your lap?
Paul Conely Memorial Beer Tour.
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Jeezuz. I didn't think I'd had that many
Hmmmm.
I woulda thought your chair would be shaped like a fist.
You left your shoe under the table.
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