The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

... just the latest entry to a long long list of reasons

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Only if you had the Swedish meatballs, or worse the veggie balls.

 

[paulthenurse]

She said Veggie Balls.

 

[Melana]

Lunch at IKEA makes me a loser, right?

That's not the only reason

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Veggie Balls, Veggie Balls, Veggie Balls! Did Paul disappear?

 

[smurfjuice]

Before i ferget ... a happy holiday and new year to all you sud heads ...
Hope the new year brings .. well, ya know.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Happy merry everyone. make it great.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Merry Christmas!

 

[Melana]

Merry merry Massholes.

 

[the_bird]

"It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank"

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8[/ame]

 

[Bulls Beers]

Merry Christmas to the best bunch of what ever's I know.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I were going to claim that my muthah was a virgin and my fathah was dumb enough to buy that his wife was a virgin and that I was spontaneously conceived from God, I would pick you fu(ktards to be my disciples and follow me to your early deaths at the hands of the patrician overlords.

I'd do that for you, just to show you how much I love you. [emoji56]

 

[Bulls Beers]

If I were going to claim that my muthah was a virgin and my fathah was dumb enough to buy that his wife was a virgin and that I was spontaneously conceived from God, I would pick you fu(ktards to be my disciples and follow me to your early deaths at the hands of the patrician overlords.

I'd do that for you, just to show you how much I love you. [emoji56]

You really do care about us....God bless us, everyone!!

 

[paulthenurse]

You especially Bulls. You were an Original Masstoberfest Masshole.

Upon you I built my church.

Merry Politically Correct Non-ecumenical, gender neutral, secular, materialistic Seasons Greetings to everyone..

 

[the_bird]

If I were going to claim that my muthah was a virgin and my fathah was dumb enough to buy that his wife was a virgin and that I was spontaneously conceived from God, I would pick you fu(ktards to be my disciples and follow me to your early deaths at the hands of the patrician overlords.

I'd do that for you, just to show you how much I love you. [emoji56]

Image us at the Last Supper. "Hey Jesus, you gonna cook the pizza this time?"

 

[Bulls Beers]

Image us at the Last Supper. "Hey Jesus, you gonna cook the pizza this time?"

Yeah and keep it off the desert floor this time...

 

[smurfjuice]

I'm waiting for him to walk on watah' ... :beard:
And Merry Merry as well ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Bunch of Doubting Thomas's. Every damned one of you.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

And you would dive for scallops and though you only bagged ten, you'd feed us all... Amen, I'm good with that.

 

[paulthenurse]

And you would dive for scallops and though you only bagged ten, you'd feed us all... Amen, I'm good with that.

I'm laughing at you. Seriously. No f'ing way I'm sharing scallops with the likes of you guys. I cut the air hoses of people who get in my way when I'm on a hot streak on a scallop bed.

Maybe I'd make you pizzas, but probably not.

 

[paulthenurse]

Santa got assaulted by the crazy lady elves he works with...View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1482698224.597209.jpg

 

[smurfjuice]

Santa, is that your plaque at the Bog ?? ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Santa's too cool for those fools

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Do women always laugh whilst sitting on your lap?

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't know. It's tough to hear laughter over the moans of delight.

 

[dryboroughbrewing]

Do women always laugh whilst sitting on your lap?

Pretty sure his wife just sobs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Holy $&)@.... those are women??

 

[paulthenurse]

Internet tough talk^^^^^^^.

 

[paulthenurse]

Paul Conely Memorial Beer Tour.
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[Melana]

Paul Conely Memorial Beer Tour.
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Must have missed my invite