The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[ComcastWineRookie]

not too shabby, but this belongs in the Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

 

[bluemoose]

You should get Hoppy to help you. He's been smoking pickles forever.

Hahaha I see what you did there.

 

[j1laskey]

How many times will Christian Fauria hit 'em with the Hein tonight?

 

[paulthenurse]

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First ever birdie.

Pretty cool. I even had my buddy, the man in black, sign it.


Sean O'Malley? That fu(ker. There is a special place in hell for priests that fu(k around with golf scores.

Still standing by my birdie and a 98 for the round.

Post round beers tasting pretty good today.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Snowmen in August!?!??! Congrats Paulie.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

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First ever birdie.

Pretty cool. I even had my buddy, the man in black, sign it.


Sean O'Malley? That fu(ker. There is a special place in hell for priests that fu(k around with golf scores.

Still standing by my birdie and a 98 for the round.

Post round beers tasting pretty good today.

55+47 is not 98

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think that 55 is the number of putts he had on the front nine. Either way it doesn't add up. DQ'd!

 

[paulthenurse]

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47 after my birdie on 8. Hit a 5 on 9 for 52 for the front 9.

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46 on the back 9.

52 + 46 = 98.

Here's the math, since you're obviously too much of a ****** to do it yourself.

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And yet you wonder why everyone who knows you can't stand you. Truly remarkable.

Dude, I'm giving you a mulligan.

 

[paulthenurse]

Snowmen in August!?!??! Congrats Paulie.

FWIW, I've been 'golfing' for about ten years. I've probably golfed 4 times a year on average. Until last month I haven't golfed in three years. Today was the fourth time since the beginning of July.

I think I did pretty f'ing good today.

If you don't, GFY. I couldn't possibly care less.

 

[paulthenurse]

.."The butthurt is strong in him..."

"Nah he just cant stand professional *********s."

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

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47 after my birdie on 8. Hit a 5 on 9 for 52 for the front 9.

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46 on the back 9.

52 + 46 = 98.

Here's the math, since you're obviously too much of a ****** to do it yourself.

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And yet you wonder why everyone who knows you can't stand you. Truly remarkable.

Dude, I'm giving you a mulligan.

im my defense it looks like a 55 on the back with the 47 above it.

 

[day_trippr]

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I think I did pretty f'ing good today.

If you don't, GFY. I couldn't possibly care less.

Hell, you walked 18 holes. I'm pretty sure I've never made it that far before hitting the bah...

Cheers! (Oh yeah - <mega golf claps> )

 

[Melana]

FWIW, I've been 'golfing' for about ten years. I've probably golfed 4 times a year on average. Until last month I haven't golfed in three years. Today was the fourth time since the beginning of July.

I think I did pretty f'ing good today.

If you don't, GFY. I couldn't possibly care less.

Mini golfing?

 

[paulthenurse]

Da fuq? There was a bar? Where?

 

[smurfjuice]

You didn't hit the windmill, didja ? ...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nothing better than the smell of wort in the morning

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[j1laskey]

Maine Beer Co? We know it's not the Bog Water.

 

[dryboroughbrewing]

Hey!!!! I've got a GREAT idea! ... I'll build a pizza oven next to the mash tun...


We'll be billionaires.

Must be some pretty good fire insurance.

 

[paulthenurse]

Must be some pretty good fire insurance.

Who let him in here?

Damn, DryCoochieBrewing bringing the hammer! Welcome to Massholeville. You're gonna fit right in.

 

[bluemoose]

I thought the Amish didn't use technology.

 

[smurfjuice]

They have their own mafia ... just saying' ... :beard:

 

[dryboroughbrewing]

I thought the Amish didn't use technology.

I'm from Philly, the Quakers are the strange religious group here, which is why it's such a peaceful and kind city, Kumbaya and such.

 

[dryboroughbrewing]

Who let him in here?

Damn, DryCoochieBrewing.

Well maybe if you made a little effort, maybe wore that red thing that I like...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Maine Beer Co? We know it's not the Bog Water.

Ayup! Release of Dinner. The smell of wort was so incredible when you made it around the corner. Like christmas/thanksgiving and baked chocolate chip cookies rolled up into the air. Got cases of this stuff. Don't know if I'll be able to finish it before Masstoberfest and will probably have to dump it in respect of keeping it fresh

 

[j1laskey]

The sewer or Masstoberfest? Respect beer, down the drain it goes I guess

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

All kidding aside this will never see the drain. It's a very good beer. Fresh from the teat with that date. They run a pretty good brewery up here. The only slim chance it'd show up at Masstoberfest is if Yoop will lick cheese again.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't tell me you moved to Maine.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Don't tell me you moved to Maine.

As someone who lived in Maine for 4 years...god I hope not.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't tell me you moved to Maine.

Nope. Just fulfilling my yearly Masshole obligation. Taking a small vacation to irritate a local in Maine or Vermont.