The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Yooper]

Yoop is a dick.

You just make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, you sweet talker, you.

 

[HoppyDaze]

And you can't seem to stay away.

Hmmmmmmm.

It's like a train wreck...I can't look away.

 

[paulthenurse]

You just make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, you sweet talker, you.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

[Melana]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Wishful thinking perhaps?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I would sincerely doubt it.

 

[smurfjuice]

Am i still a dick ?? ...

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Am i still a dick ?? ...

Probably

 

[the_bird]

Am i still a dick ?? ...

The little blue man needs a little blue pill, then he can be a dick again.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Am i still a dick ?? ...

You're a Richard... That's long for Dick.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Ha!

 

[the_bird]

That's long for Dick.

I've heard that before!

 

[Yooper]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

We tried that, remember? There was an issue with us getting too close, as someone's largest body part kept coming between us.

 

[Melana]

We tried that, remember? There was an issue with us getting too close, as someone's largest body part kept coming between us.

Bet it wasn't Paulie!

 

[smurfjuice]

:fro: call me ricky :fro:

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Lil Ricky

 

[Cape Brewing]

We tried that, remember? There was an issue with us getting too close, as someone's largest body part kept coming between us.

I'm surprised you didn't go into orbit around him after getting that close

 

[Yooper]

I'm surprised you didn't go into orbit around him after getting that close

I didn't really get that close- his belly (the largest body part) was prohibitive.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

I didn't really get that close- his belly (the largest body part) was prohibitive.

That's the biggest part?

 

[Yooper]

That's the biggest part?

From what I could tell. It was supposed to be a hug, but he attempted to rub ****ies. We were at least a foot from ****-to-**** contact.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

From what I could tell. It was supposed to be a hug, but he attempted to rub ****ies. We were at least a foot from ****-to-**** contact.

Ah. He's gotta work on getting bigger ****s then

 

[paulthenurse]

Fuq you! Fuq you. Fuq you. And triple fuq you.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bfw, one of you whining biatches was whining about not getting his own personalized engraved invite to Masstoberfest. Hold you're breath till you turn Smurf colored, fool. Much like a socialite hottie banging the waiter on an oceangoing cruise, Masstoberfest will go on with or without you. The invite is implied. Climb on board and diddle Yeager and Smurfie in my back yard or stay home and avoid the 'Social Diseases' you will probably be exposed to.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

My brother in-law likes to dish it out, but can't take it.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I long for Dick.

ftfy

 

[Melana]

Unobtanium my a$$

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[TheDudeLebowski]

Wow! For Masstoberfest. Sweeeeeet. Thanks Melana. Will go well with the lobster.

 

[Melana]

Only if there is lobster

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

whats in the bag?

 

[ThatVideoKid]

What is a lobster

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Only if there is lobster

What about partially burnt and/or raw pizza?