The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[smurfjuice]

Hmmm, sounds like a real one ... :beard:

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Welp... Now it's my 5 o'clock

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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Good riddance massholes

You still got another 150 miles until you're out of Northern Massachusetts. Nothing but strip malls, fireworks stores, Hillary signs and Masshole plates until then. All the NH plates are in Massachusetts during the working hours.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

You still got another 150 miles until you're out of Northern Massachusetts. Nothing but strip malls, fireworks stores and Masshole plates until then.

Oh I know...I'm a "north mass" native. I actually live in a triangle of fireworks stores within 1/10th of a mile of me

 

[the_bird]

So, if someone tells you to die in a fire, there's actually a reasonable chance that happens?

 

[ThatVideoKid]

So, if someone tells you to die in a fire, there's actually a reasonable chance that happens?

Oh yeah very easily. Luckily the three breweries within walking distance make up for it(one of them next to said fireworks store)

 

[the_bird]

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Yeah it's a real concern...luckily the closest one closes down and it empty of bombs from beginning of August until May

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

There's a greater chance of being killed in an outlet mall parking lot during the holiday season which runs from Aug-May.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Reminds me of this game...

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[TheDudeLebowski]

Reminds me of Masstoberfest.

 

[smurfjuice]

HA ... Shoppers, sale in isle 6

 

[smurfjuice]

Reminds me of Masstoberfest.

Shoulda' been brewin'

 

[ThatVideoKid]

HA ... Shoppers, sale in isle 6

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Is this isle 6?

 

[smurfjuice]

No 4 ..

 

[HoppyDaze]

Have you thought about the mail order Hoppy option? I know he slayed a lot in college but I don't believe that or that he's married. Imaginary married? Yes.

So obsessed with my poon slaying past.... and I am very much married, to a real girl. She's Norwegian from North Dakota. She's a damn vegan hippie who has completely ruined my life.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So obsessed with my poon slaying past.... and I am very much married, to a real girl. She's Norwegian from North Dakota. She's a damn vegan hippie who has completely ruined my life.

Racist.

 

[day_trippr]

So obsessed with my poon slaying past.... and I am very much married, to a real girl. She's Norwegian from North Dakota. She's a damn vegan hippie who has completely ruined my life.

No - that was Russell Wilson...

Cheers! (...though I hear the resemblance is uncanny )

 

[bluemoose]

Troo!

 

[Melana]

So obsessed with my poon slaying past.... and I am very much married, to a real girl. She's Norwegian from North Dakota. She's a damn vegan hippie who has completely ruined my life.

You married Dakota?

 

[HoppyDaze]

No - that was Russell Wilson...

Cheers! (...though I hear the resemblance is uncanny )

She's the opposite...tall with a fair complexion, and would have audibled to a Lynch run.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

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[Cape Brewing]

She's the opposite...tall with a fair complexion, and would have audibled to a Lynch run.

Its funny cuz its troo

 

[bluemoose]

If I had known where you were going I could have suggested something better that Margaritas for Christ's sake.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

If I had known where you were going I could have suggested something better that Margaritas for Christ's sake.

I'm just in Manchester right now...buddy wanted to go to margaritas for some reason

 

[the_bird]

Are we just going to drop the fact that Paulie's putting his daughter out to bid? Wondering if he's offering a rent-to-own option.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Are we just going to drop the fact that Paulie's putting his daughter out to bid? Wondering if he's offering a rent-to-own option.

Seems pretty normal to me

 

[paulthenurse]

No tire kicking.

Hey bird, you out on mid York this weekend? We're headed to the lakes for Friday and Saturday

 

[day_trippr]

Are we just going to drop the fact that Paulie's putting his daughter out to bid? Wondering if he's offering a rent-to-own option.

As a parent, I'm gonna go with "drop the fact" and give that Drunk Dad post a pass...

Cheers!

 

[nhwrecker]

Happy Thursday my fellow Massholes. And what a great Thursday it is. Patriots training camp has started. Our backup quarterback is following in Tom's footsteps, whether we want it or not. And, it turns out that Julian Edelman is also mimicking Tom. Seems he knocked up some hot chick, and then started dating another hot (hotter?) chick. Way to go boys. Can't just have an uneventful off-season, can we? But that said - way to go Julian. you could have worse chicks trying to chase you down.