The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[nhwrecker]

Forgot to upload the images - gotta give Julian credit, when credit is due

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Happy Thursday my fellow Massholes. And what a great Thursday it is. Patriots training camp has started. Our backup quarterback is following in Tom's footsteps, whether we want it or not. And, it turns out that Julian Edelman is also mimicking Tom. Seems he knocked up some hot chick, and then started dating another hot (hotter?) chick. Way to go boys. Can't just have an uneventful off-season, can we? But that said - way to go Julian. you could have worse chicks trying to chase you down.

He's not mimicing Tom! Come on he's moved on from impregnating that swedish model and is now dating a Brazillliilian mod.... oh wait a minute. He is on the PUP list. What would you be doing with all that free time? Tagging seals in the North Atlantic?

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Forgot to upload the images - gotta give Julian credit, when credit is due

Yeah man

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[TheDudeLebowski]

Mort's spending a lot of time locked up in the ship's boiler room hogging the WiFi.

 

[nhwrecker]

Wonder how much red bull you have to drink to get a set of wings like that!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hat backwards, flat billed ****** has no business with a girl like that. I hope he gets aids on his face.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

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[TheDudeLebowski]

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I just had Secret Stairs last weekend. Have you hit Mystic Brewing? That's kind of in your commute. I initially didn't find anything that won me over but over the past year I've really begun to like their beers.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

I just had Secret Stairs last weekend. Have you hit Mystic Brewing? That's kind of in your commute. I initially didn't find anything that won me over but over the past year I've really begun to like their beers.

I haven't. I'm headed to night shift now though.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I haven't. I'm headed to night shift now though.

Oh wait a minute. I meant Night Shift. Awake, Santilli, and Furth were good. Sorry about that

 

[ThatVideoKid]

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I got Whirlpool, Santilli, Awake and Harborside

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Now I've got coburg, morph, sable, and the mago sour. Really solid but the ones you mentioned are a class above.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I wonder if Jimmy G plays really well for four games if there will be a QB controversy when Tom returns...

 

[the_bird]

... Jesus Christ...

 

[nhwrecker]

... Jesus Christ...

Is he competing for Tom's spot too? That'd make the first 4 games really interesting. I can hear the commentators now...

It's third and long, and Gronk's going fast down the sideline, and Jesus Christ, Jimmy's going to throw the bomb. I mean, not Jesus Christ Jimmy, just Jimmy. We may see Jesus in the 4th if Jimmy keeps playing this good, though. Tom who?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

... Jesus Christ...

I miss these news conferences.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort

GFY

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Can't go home because Brady "might talk" cmooooooon I was supposed to be out of work 1.5hrs ago

 

[paulthenurse]

None of us have any idea what you're talking about, N00b. You're welcome to jump into the middle of our conversations that go back ten years but no one here gets your arcane references yet. Give it time. You'll be as f'ed up as the rest of us before you can say "Hoppy pays double for the prostate massage."

 

[paulthenurse]

And before you ask "Giving or Getting?" The answer is yes.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Sorry, I was referring to how I work I news, and I they made me stay for two hours over my shift just in case he decided to talk. He didn't. F*<%

 

[paulthenurse]

Apropos of absolutely nuttin', I'd like to take a 16d nail to Joe Maddon's nose. Sideways. So he had a nice resting place for his uber cool glasses. Hey Fu(ksti(k, you're 60+ years old. You ain't a f'ing hipster.
******.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Apropos of absolutely nuttin', I'd like to take a 16d nail to Joe Maddon's nose. Sideways. So he had a nice resting place for his uber cool glasses. Hey Fu(ksti(k, you're 60+ years old. You ain't a f'ing hipster.
******.

Tru.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh. Poor f'ing baby. You had to wait around in case Tom Brady, God's Other Son, decided to walk into the same room as you and rail sunshine and flower petals down on you unworthy arse. And your complaining about it?

WTF?

You might be just enough of a totally self absorbed, narcissistic, expert on everything that we waive the Trial Period and voted you into full membership when the Board meets next.

 

[paulthenurse]

Which, BTW, will be at Masstoberfest Saturday October 1st.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Which, BTW, will be at Masstoberfest Saturday October 1st.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Oh. Poor f'ing baby. You had to wait around in case Tom Brady, God's Other Son, decided to walk into the same room as you and rail sunshine and flower petals down on you unworthy arse. And your complaining about it?

WTF?

You might be just enough of a totally self absorbed, narcissistic, expert on everything that we waive the Trial Period and voted you into full membership when the Board meets next.

Oh. And I wish I was waiting for him to be in the same room as me. I was just waiting for him to show up on a tv screen so I could pretend to be awake for a few minutes. Quite a job :rockin:

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya. That's what the Pharisees said. "That fu(ker Jezuz was supposed to come by my stall today and buy some camel dung to turn into Myrrh. And would you believe, I sat there all f'ing day and in the end that f'er bought a quart of water from Abdul and turned it into Cabernet f'ing Sauvignon?????? Seriously? He's serving up Cabernet Sauvignon to this bunch of Red Sea Pedestrians? I say we suspend his azz for four days. Or crucify him. I'm good with either way. Water from Abdul? Da fuq?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Which, BTW, will be at Masstoberfest Saturday October 1st.

is this my formal invite?

 

[paulthenurse]

No