The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

(Not you Yeager.)

 

[paulthenurse]

I keep away from Run Around Yoop
She goes out wit utter guys

 

[paulthenurse]

Be my, be my baby.
For every beer you give me,
I'll give you three

 

[paulthenurse]

I LOVE the Roy Orbison station on Pandora

 

[Yooper]

Be my, be my baby.
For every beer you give me,
I'll give you three

Sounds like a deal to me!

I've got two tickets to paradise.............

 

[paulthenurse]

Twisting ' the night away

 

[paulthenurse]

Beer Angel
Beer Angel
I'm just a fool
A fool in love with you

 

[paulthenurse]

Eddy Money was NEVER on the Roy Orbison Pandora station.
Ever

 

[paulthenurse]

Edit and re-write.

There were big waves offshore today.

 

[the_bird]

... there's a fine line between "Paulie's drunk again" and "I think Paulie's having a stroke." One of you guys want to make sure he's OK?

 

[Yooper]

... there's a fine line between "Paulie's drunk again" and "I think Paulie's having a stroke." One of you guys want to make sure he's OK?

Nah, I'm busy this week. I have a meeting. Or a hangnail. Or something.

 

[j1laskey]

I was given these to fill from a brew session in Attleboro today. I hate the south shore View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1468803395.064368.jpg

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Smooches)

Make sure they're clean!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I enjoyed watching the RNC last night while sipping several of Capes Jump Backs. Damned good beer. Must be FW's recipe.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're dead to me

 

[HoppyDaze]

Was he ever really ever alive to you?

 

[day_trippr]

Lobster Orgy.

The Cape Of Cod has been great this week. Outstanding weather and I can't recall the water being so warm...

Cheers!
[edit] forgot the obligatory beer related mention: you can do worse than bring a couple cold 12 packs of the Sammy IPA collection on board...

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[paulthenurse]

You're dead to me

I guess that confirms it. FW's recipe. Ain't noooo doubt about it.

Good f'ing beer.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oh yea! This makes a lot of sense with all the recent news. Let's see: gorillas? check! Crocodiles? check! Alcohol? Check!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea. This is the zoo a couple of years ago where Little Joe escaped and was hanging out at the bus stop sign when they caught him.

 

[Melana]

Yea. This is the zoo a couple of years ago where Little Joe escaped and was hanging out at the bus stop sign when they caught him.

Looks a bit like Paulie....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I heard Little Joe did a pretty good Utopia clone.

 

[paulthenurse]

Good looking gorilla

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Looks a bit like Paulie....

Too thin...

 

[Daddymem]

Looks a bit like Paulie....

Nah, I guess you haven't seen Paulie lately. He has changed a lot now that he has gained the freedom to choose which bathroom to use...

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's totally Photoshopped

 

[Cape Brewing]

You can freakin see the jagged outline around Paul's face. Plus, I know Paul... and that's not what he looks like at all. Total fake.

 

[bob1852]

Cape, I'm ready to cash in now; thanks...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

When you make your silly hat out of it, will you wear it over or under your tin foil hat?

 

[paulthenurse]

I could see myself in the top but no way I'd wear a pink plaid skirt.