The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

So, why won't you buy her that CD?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

$20.

so bj not worth 20 bucks?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Wade Boggs #26 to be retired 5/26/16

 

[the_bird]

...

 

[paulthenurse]

Wade f'ing Boggs??? Are you sh!tting me?

 

[paulthenurse]

That muthah fu(ker would have a man on third with one out in the 12th, take the walk and be doubled out. Happened a hundred times. I hate that pri(k. I wanted that f'ing horse in NY to throw him and step on his head.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'd rather see Rooktard get elected to the HOF.

Ok. I don't mean that. I'm just pretty mad right now.

Lucky Alice. She's getting some 'mad' sex tonight and doesn't even have to piss me off.

 

[Melana]

I'd rather see Rooktard get elected to the HOF.

Ok. I don't mean that. I'm just pretty mad right now.

Lucky Alice. She's getting some 'mad' sex tonight and doesn't even have to piss me off.

Lucky?

 

[paulthenurse]

Unkind. Reported. Three day ban.

 

[smurfjuice]

You might have company ...

 

[Melana]

I'm reporting you for reporting me.

 

[smurfjuice]

Tune of love boat >>>>> " Love is in the air " ...

 

[Yooper]

I'm reporting you for reporting me.

I'm reporting you both for reporting each other.

Now, what are you all having for Christmas dinner?

We're having ham, and I know blueberry pie but I'm not 100% sure what else. I know scalloped potatoes are traditional with ham, but I'm thinking grilled potatoes and grilled pineapple.

 

[paulthenurse]

Grilled boneless leg of Lamb, and a smoked turkey. Plus all of the stuff that goes with them. And booze. You can't have a dysfunctional family gathering without large quantities of booze to facilitate things.

 

[Yooper]

Grilled boneless leg of Lamb, and a smoked turkey. Plus all of the stuff that goes with them. And booze. You can't have a dysfunctional family gathering without large quantities of booze to facilitate things.

I can't drink at Christmas dinner! Because then I'll say what I think.

Our dinner is pretty small nowadays, since my son vanished into the abyss of Atlanta, and it's just us and my daughter and her two boys. I can drink heavily when they leave.

My exhusband will come over and not eat. But he'll come alone, and not stay too long. (And he's a nice guy, so no problem with him coming over).

I was going to do lamb, but decided that we had to eat this ham I've had in the freezer since last summer. We bought a whole pig, so there is a LOT of pork to eat! We'll have the leg of lamb at Easter.

 

[bluemoose]

Prime rib for me, Cornish game hens for those that don't like extremely rare beef.

 

[paulthenurse]

Who doesn't like rare roast beef?

 

[bluemoose]

Communists.

 

[Melana]

My cousin is cooking Christmas day dinner and we will probably have something depressing tomorrow night. F the holidays I say.

 

[bluemoose]

Why not do something awesome tomorrow? F the holidays with great food! If you need a really easy recipe for smoked trout, let me know.

 

[DakotaRules]

Were having clam chowder, sweet and sour meatballs, risotto, wings, and desserts. Plenty of beer and wine. Once everyone leaves I'll open my scotch. Mmmm scotch.

 

[paulthenurse]

Waiting for the cheesecakes to come out of the oven

 

[bluemoose]

Did they come out looking like your pizzas?

 

[paulthenurse]

F u

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[bob1852]

Your cheesecakes cracked. N00b.

 

[paulthenurse]

I know. Dammit. Added the eggs too soon.

 

[Yooper]

I know. Dammit. Added the eggs too soon.

That's what the sour cream topping or fruit topping is for.........................

I feel like cooking. I think I'm going to make pieorgi today, and then drown myself in a carb coma followed by a "couple two tree beers".

I have to make a blueberry pie for tomorrow as well.

I'm lacking a sweet tooth for sure, so the pie won't even tempt me- but oh, piergi. I could eat my weight in those little buggers.

 

[bob1852]

I know. Dammit. Added the eggs too soon.

And over cooked them, and cooled them too quick, etc...

Oh, and Merry Christmas, PTN.

 

[paulthenurse]

I keep forgetting that not only are you the homebrewer of the year but you're the cook of the year and winner of the National "I'm going to put my two f'ing cents into everything" contest.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh btw, Merry Happy, etc.