The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[nhwrecker]

I'm still trying to get up off the floor after laughing so hard.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

He started the pizza oven that day...

And it's still not finished.

Damn Paul, robbing the cradle with my mom. Shame on you.

 

[paulthenurse]

I am ashamed. Every time I see you I'm reminded of my moment of indiscretion and I regret it. That and that cheap ass condom. We need to talk. But maybe you should go talk to Brian first, he seems to have gotten over the surprise.

 

[paulthenurse]

Could Buckholz suck any worse?

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, he could be you.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not very nice

 

[dyqik]

I'm nervous to dip my toe into this thread, but I just want to check something:

We've just had an offer accepted on a house in Maynard. Y'all don't live there, do you? At least tell me that Paul doesn't.

 

[paulthenurse]

GFY, N00b! Only steers and queers live in Maynard.

 

[DakotaRules]

Your PTN free in Maynard

 

[the_bird]

GFY, N00b! Only steers and queers live in Maynard.

^^ Paulie says that about every city, but that's just because of the bars he frequents.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm nervous to dip my toe into this thread, but I just want to check something:

We've just had an offer accepted on a house in Maynard. Y'all don't live there, do you? At least tell me that Paul doesn't.

I grew up in Maynid.

 

[dyqik]

I grew up in Maynid.

As a Brit, I'm having to learn the right pronunciation of the *****rd towns.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You're in North America. Speak the language

 

[paulthenurse]

Enough said. Dude grew up there. Maynard. Pfffffff

And N00b you really have to do something about that name. Dyqik???? WTF is that supposed to be? Now if it were DieQwik, that would be a good name.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey. Back in the day, the rumor was Maynard had the most bars per capita of MA towns. Real bars too. The Red Door, Sitn' Bull.... all good biker bahs. To be specific PTN doesn't live there but his mom did.

 

[dyqik]

And N00b you really have to do something about that name. Dyqik???? WTF is that supposed to be? Now if it were DieQwik, that would be a good name.

Meh, it's pronounced the same.

And which ever forum I try to join, no bugger has already taken it.

 

[paulthenurse]

They should open a new one for DieQwik, The Black Hole. Fitting for a physicist living in Maynard.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

we all wish that PTN would dyqwik

 

[the_bird]

And N00b you really have to do something about that name. Dyqik???? WTF is that supposed to be? Now if it were DieQwik, that would be a good name.

I was pronouncing it "Dye-eek". Like a retahded lesbian.

 

[paulthenurse]

He's a lesbian?

Holy Sheet. Bruce Jenner is moving to Maynard!

 

[paulthenurse]

I think Jenner is an even better name than DieQwik.

And so it shall be henceforth. DieQwik shall be known as Jenner.

 

[paulthenurse]

Looking at the calendar and doing some planning. Masstoberfest is going to be the first Saturday in October this year. Put in your vacation requests and line up your bail bondsman now.

After my trip to Texas I'm thinking I might do briskest instead of the Hawg this year.

 

[Melana]

First Saturday works. Thanks Paulie.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's peak Opera season PTN.

 

[paulthenurse]

Poor Dakota.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thaaaaaaat issssssse aaaaaa-DOR-able. Paulie is finally showing his true feelings and having his little cookout in honor of my birthday.

I knew you cared Paul. I KNEW it

 

[paulthenurse]

Faaaaak. And you gave me sh!t for mentioning that it was my birthday on the actual day? Ok dickless, we're doing double duty. Melanam, you're the baker amongst us. Will you make Cape a birthday cake?

 

[bluemoose]

And can you make a penis shaped cake?

 

[paulthenurse]

With a smiley face at the end, just in case somebody doesn't get the obvious?

 

[DakotaRules]

Crap, first week in October I have too wash my car. I'm out. Could you pick dates that are colder outside. I really like it when it's 40° and I have to wear gloves to brew.