The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

If you're only wicked pissah because you have a TB jersey you ain't wicked pissah. Just sayin'

Only deers and queers come from Taunton and there's hardly any deer.

 

[Bargerbrew]

You better lock your windows!

 

[nhwrecker]

Thank Gawd we only deal with Massholes in this thread. I don't know how you guys put up with the repeated drivel of Pats hating in that Obnoxious Football Thread.

We won't let a fact get in the way of a good story over here, but I think everyone one of them over there believes everything they say.

I'll admit to reading that thread - but it's more like rubber necking past a bad highway accident, except I feel like a need a shower after some days, just to wash the stink from some of their ridiculous opinions off of me.

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking as someone who has spent a fair amount of time around you, you generally do need a shower.

Just sayin'

 

[paulthenurse]

So I worked overnight last night 7P to 7A and just got home and had a nice pint of Narragansett Lovecraft Honey Ale. That's pretty good. Ta know Cape, you should try making something like that.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Only alcoholics start drinking that early in the morning.

 

[bluemoose]

And hobos. Don't forget the hobos.

 

[nhwrecker]

You can't drink all day if you don't start before 9.

 

[paulthenurse]

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

how is everyone doing, just got back from aruba, man their beer selection blows, but the sun and heat were amazing

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

 

[j1laskey]

Just had this at lunch View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1427300605.749240.jpg Swiss Mistress. Tasty beer but the bartender had a hard time pulling the pint.....sticky tap

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can tell from the picture it's probably one of the best Chocolate Stouts in the history of Earth

 

[paulthenurse]

Just had this at lunch View attachment 266317 Swiss Mistress. Tasty beer but the bartender had a hard time pulling the pint.....sticky tap

Once you get your nose out of his arse, I would suggest slamming back a pint or eight of syrup of ipecac. True, most toxicologists no longer recommend its use because of its own toxic sequala but desperate times call for desperate measures. Don't delay. Time is of the essence.

 

[paulthenurse]

Laskey!!!l. Laskey!!!!!!! Come in Laskey!!!!!!

Houston,I think we have a problem. Laskay appears to have gone down on the Swiss Miss and been afflicted by the Mad Milk Maid disease.

Shall we launch weapons?

 

[paulthenurse]

What da fuq did I drink yesterday? And where am I?

 

[revelation]

I can tell from the picture it's probably one of the best Chocolate Stouts in the history of Earth

I'm sorry but there is a picture of it so it cannot be. Everyone knows the best stouts in the history of the Earth were made in backwoods Vermont and Maine with the rarest ingredients and there are no physical records of them. People talk of them in whispered voices because the mere utterance of their name will cause the quality to diminish to the ordinary.

 

[paulthenurse]

Talk is cheap.

 

[day_trippr]

Suck it, New England Weather!



Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice.

We hate you.

 

[the_bird]

Suck it, New England Weather!

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Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Cheers!

Weather's gorgeous today. Why the **** didn't you leave six weeks ago?

Idiot.

 

[day_trippr]

So, hit the Bahamas in early February?

That's a ******* ignorant rookie mistake, and you just hate to see that.

The Spousal Unit and I have spent two weeks in the Caribbean for the last 19 years, usually right before High Season - which starts after Easter. We get much better rates on villas, air fare and car rentals, while still being on the cusp of the best weather and water temps.

And when we return, it's to Spring weather - and not 6 more weeks of Winter.

So, you see, we have our reasons.

But thanks for your concern...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It wasn't so much the timing as it was the destination. If you're flying down that way, why would you go to the Cleveland of the Caribbean (Bahamas) when St John is right there?

That's like saying, "i was gonna hit the fridge have a few amazing IPAs but this Miller High Life can had already been sitting on the table for a month... and it was easier than opening the fridge... so I went with the High Life"

 

[day_trippr]

Presumption, thy name is "Cape".

We did all of the British and American Virgins years ago.
Wonderful trips, especially the two weeks on St. John, definitely our favorite of the lot.

Downside to the Virgins is everyone goes there.
Our preferences evolved over the years to where seclusion is a key aspect.

On the Out Islands, you can have a world-class beach all to yourself for the whole day.

Morning swim was fabulous...

Cheers!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Yeah, Paul's right. We hate you. Hope you get a wicked sunburn.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Presumption, thy name is "Cape".

We did all of the British and American Virgins years ago.
Wonderful trips, especially the two weeks on St. John, definitely our favorite of the lot.

Downside to the Virgins is everyone goes there.
Our preferences evolved over the years to where seclusion is a key aspect.

On the Out Islands, you can have a world-class beach all to yourself for the whole day.

Morning swim was fabulous...

Cheers!

You're stupid

 

[Melana]

You're stupid

Now that's not nice.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Presumption, thy name is "Cape".

We did all of the British and American Virgins years ago.
Wonderful trips, especially the two weeks on St. John, definitely our favorite of the lot.

Downside to the Virgins is everyone goes there.
Our preferences evolved over the years to where seclusion is a key aspect.

On the Out Islands, you can have a world-class beach all to yourself for the whole day.

Morning swim was fabulous...

Cheers!

so what ur saying is your skinny dip was awesome. i hope your kahk got burnt

 

[paulthenurse]

So what Cape is saying is that you should go to St. John's because that's apparently where he goes. You're opting to go where Cape doesn't go. Yeah I pretty much follow your reasoning.