The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

You get a pass cause your tougher than most of the men in here.

She'd kick the **** out of you, opera-boy.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Damn! Someone beat them to the punch on the Q&A. I guess there will always be the pizza build story.

 

[paulthenurse]

Who the f are you? Shut your fing hole till u earn it d!ck!

Ok it's New Year's Eve.... I'm drunk. Shut up ptn or u don't get your tickets for the 23rd

Hoooly Sheet! You were THAT f'ed up at a quatta to eleven? Good Gawd lad, you should seriously consider the following 12 step program to improve your life...

Step 1 Divorce that wench.
Step 2 Divorce that wench.
Step 3 Divorce that wench.
Step 4 Divorce that wench.
Step 5 Divorce that wench.
Step 6 Divorce that wench.
Step 7 Divorce that wench.
Step 8 Divorce that wench.
Step 9 Divorce that wench.
Step 10 Divorce that wench
Step 11 Divorce that wench.
Step 12. Kill it with fire.

Just a suggestion from your friends here at HBT.

Of course, you probably shouldn't listen to me, I'm a train wreck.

 

[the_bird]

^^ that might be a LITTLE BIT over-the-top, even for you, Paulie.

 

[paulthenurse]

Under most circumstances I'd agree with you, but you've never met Her Imperial LeeAnn-ness. I guarantee you Yeager reads this and nods his head a few times and thinks. 'Hmmmmmm."

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Hoooly Sheet! You were THAT f'ed up at a quatta to eleven? Good Gawd lad, you should seriously consider the following 12 step program to improve your life...

Step 1 Divorce that wench.
Step 2 Divorce that wench.
Step 3 Divorce that wench.
Step 4 Divorce that wench.
Step 5 Divorce that wench.
Step 6 Divorce that wench.
Step 7 Divorce that wench.
Step 8 Divorce that wench.
Step 9 Divorce that wench.
Step 10 Divorce that wench
Step 11 Divorce that wench.
Step 12. Kill it with fire.

Just a suggestion from your friends here at HBT.

Of course, you probably shouldn't listen to me, I'm a train wreck.

I did the first 11 steps. I'm just gonna let her burn her own ass.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Bird, when did you take over as captain of the f'ing Bob Barker? The last time I went out of sight of land with you on board you spent the day puking your toes out your gullet. Now you're the f 'ing Sea Shepard? Remarkable.

 

[DakotaRules]

She'd kick the **** out of you, opera-boy.

She'd kick the snot outta you to skinny boy.

 

[DakotaRules]

Hey Paul,

Did you see this?
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/brewer-interview-brian-shurtleff-cape-brewing.html

He didn't even had to build a pizza oven. He just had to open a brewery.

 

[Melana]

Hey Paul,

Did you see this?
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/brewer-interview-brian-shurtleff-cape-brewing.html

He didn't even had to build a pizza oven. He just had to open a brewery.

Wow. It's almost like he has a crush on you Paul!

 

[paulthenurse]

I saw it. Couldn't be bothered reading it.

 

[bob1852]

I saw it. Couldn't be bothered reading it.

You know you read it. It's like a train wreck, you have to see it.

 

[bluemoose]

"I can't pick one beer", said Cape. "My taste is like my pretentiousness, ever evolving."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Trust me... This level of jealousy was fully anticipated.

 

[bob1852]

Gloating.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!! Yeah... From Mr. HaveIToldYouAboutMyNinkasiAward??

The irony is overwhelming

 

[bob1852]

I told TX and Austin "no thanks" on the article request. Did you?

And for the record, I didn't bring it up on the forum...Yooper did...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... I was gloating... about liking gueze... Ya got me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I didnt know you went that way. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

 

[NJbeer]

did that brian guy really try to serve pints of star san to people?

 

[paulthenurse]

"Try" implies 'attempted' and 'failed.'

What you should be asking is "How many years did Cape unknowingly keep a quart of Star San retained in the plumbing of his Brewstrocity before he figured out that is why his beer tasted like ass?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your words hurt some times Paul.

No Babalu for you.

(it's pourin' it's ass off right now too).

 

[Melana]

I was born a Masshole and I do not recall school ever closing due to cold weather. W.t.f.

 

[day_trippr]

Nope, I don't recall ever getting a "Cold Day" either.

I reckon it's a "kinder, gentler Commonwealth", to paraphrase GHWB...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

The wussification of America continues apace.

 

[bluemoose]

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They cancelled school down there???

 

[Melana]

Indeed! A ton of schools are closed/delayed down here. Our town is open though...
Yikes... -21.3
I'll stop complaining about -2 now...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Never seen THIS before... View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1420724187.436737.jpg

Tough to make out what is going on from just a pic but it is "steam" rolling across Boston Harbor.

It's fcuking cold out

 

[Auger]

And my first thought was, "wow, you keep your house warm".

I'm just glad the diesel started this morning, other than that, no worries.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's weird...

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