The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

1.092 is fine as an OG for a cider right??


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

Aren't there other places to ask a question like that?

 

[Melana]

You got down on your knees, took the drain tube in your mouth and blew till the sitch-ee-ation was sitch-ee-ated. A few minutes of that and the wort drained right out.

How could we have voted for anybody else after that?

A girls got to have her... Talents

 

[paulthenurse]

From what we all observed of your talents you're pretty talented.

 

[Daddymem]

I still am in complete shock that I actually won... I'm a GIRL and I won a trophy from a MAN's world... wow. Absolutely amazing.

GIRL?!!?

Only a WOMAN can blow a mash like Melana!

 

[Melana]

From what we all observed of your talents you're pretty talented.

Awwww Paul.... Why are you being nice today?

 

[Melana]

GIRL?!!?

Only a WOMAN can blow a mash like Melana!

Too bad I don't know what to do with such a tiny tube.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm always nice. I'm just sarcastic as hell for flavor.

 

[Melana]

I'm always nice. I'm just sarcastic as hell for flavor.

You would feed a small country...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Like Afghanistan. Oh, wait, they don't eat pork.

 

[paulthenurse]

GFY. You too

 

[DakotaRules]

I can't read this quote without hearing it in the tone of a four year old girl, who's pouting because she was just told she can't have ice cream if she doesn't eat her vegetables.

Did you stomp you foot when you wrote it?

I didn't stomp, I typed dramatically!

 

[DakotaRules]

Whoa, I missed Melana blowing a mash tun?!?!

Arg!

 

[Daddymem]

The Goat Opera was sooooo much better, wasn't it?

 

[DakotaRules]

The Goat Opera was sooooo much better, wasn't it?

I saw the lion king. Not your opera, singing/howling with Velcro gloves at the sheep farm.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're lying your ass off. You didn't go to The Lion King. That's the theatre. You were quite clear, you were taking your wife to the opera. The Lion King is guys in costume dressed up like elephants and giraffes. The opera is fat ladies dressed up like Vikings singing in Italian. You cant fool us, we're sophisticated and got drip culture.

 

[Melana]

Whoa, I missed Melana blowing a mash tun?!?!

Arg!

You were much too busy showing the rest of us how to brew like a headless chicken.

 

[DakotaRules]

You were much too busy showing the rest of us how to brew like a headless chicken.

Brewing is much more calm at my house. I have shut off valves close by so I don't need to be running around. I also have fermenters on hand so I don't need to go get them in the middle of a brew session.

Is that enough excuses for everybody?!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

no

 

[paulthenurse]

brewing is much more calm at my house. I have shut off valves close by so i don't need to be running around. I also have fermenters on hand so i don't need to go get them in the middle of a brew session. And of course i get to wear my favorite pink skirt, push up bra and vee neck sweater while i brew. Although sometimes, if i'm feeling naughty and daring, i wear a fur cloak with my horned viking helmet and knee high leather boots and nothing else. Then i invite yeager over, he dresses up like me and we put the flight of the valkyrie on the ipod, crank it up loud and dance naked around the brew pot. Good times. Good times!!!

ftfy

 

[paulthenurse]

Where were YOU ten years ago tonight?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Where were YOU ten years ago tonight?

With ur mom

 

[Bulls Beers]

That's not very nice..

 

[paulthenurse]

Not for nuttin' but if Dennis Drinkwater were to show up at next years Sox games with that red headed MILF that was sitting right behind the umpire during last nights game I would walk up and down Mass Ave busting the windshield of every car I passed just to say Thank You.

 

[day_trippr]

Brady stifles Manning, Redux.

Everybody gets to go to work with a smile tomorrow!

Cheers!

 

[nhwrecker]

Well, a smile and a hang over.

Peyton still sucks.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Something to think about before you go to vote

This was taken in Dorchester. That town has changed. That never would have floated before.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Is that The Eire? Back in the good old days they wouldn't have let her in the door. (Not just her. It was men only.)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's the Eire Pub. Plus you'd get a better pour at the Inn.

 

[paulthenurse]

What a come down. Every dickwad running for office since Dutch feels the need to have a beer there. There hasn't been one since then fit to carry his water .

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm partial to Sonnys across the street. That was our after work go to spot for years. We could walk in at 7:15 am and have the Guinness settling in front of you before you got your coat off. Going at night just ain't the same.