The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

You went to High School with who? George Washington?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't you have mash tun that's lookin' for a tuna fish sandwich or sumptin'?

 

[bluemoose]

You went to High School with who? George Washington?

Wasn't George a mason? Hey Paul, maybe have some of the guys from high school over and finish up that pizza burner!


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[ubnserved]

Wasn't George a mason? Hey Paul, maybe have some of the guys from high school over and finish up that pizza burner!


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PTN hasn't finished the pizza incinerator yet? I was reading that thread before I got into an accident in June. ... holy crap sounds like I got more done being laid up for 5 months than he did..... wtf.

What was the name of the thread need to check it out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What was the name of the thread need to check it out.

"How to bore folks to fcukin tears in 400 posts or less"

Pretty sure that was the name of the thread




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[ubnserved]

"How to bore folks to fcukin tears in 400 posts or less"

Pretty sure that was the name of the thread




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Lol
The thread is now over 600 posts. .. why is it taking so long to finish. .. what is he waiting to figure out how to make a decent beer first?

 

[paulthenurse]

You ****tards are in the wrong thread. Geezuz!

 

[Melana]

This IS the Masshole thread is it not?

 

[Melana]

Don't you have mash tun that's lookin' for a tuna fish sandwich or sumptin'?

I thought it was looking for a cigarette...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

"How to bore folks to fcukin tears in 400 posts or less"

Pretty sure that was the name of the thread




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400? more like 4.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

You ****tards are in the wrong thread. Geezuz!

I can attest that his beers are great

 

[ubnserved]

I can attest that his beers are great

Well have him send some my way because it has been forever since I have had a great beer or even a good one. If need be I will come and help him finish his backyard sculpture after I am all healed up. Can't hurt to beg, right? At least through the interwebs. It is a good thing I won't remember typing this by tomorrow. I think I remember seeing a picture of the "oven" fired up (I will have to go back and read the thread again.) Did you get to try anything from it?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Start off with his chocolate covered jalapeno/slim-jim-apalooza turd. Try explaining that to your Dr.

 

[Melana]

And somehow... he is just Paul... we all want to hate him because he's beautiful but he's just too darned nice to hate. And did I mention his brewing prowess and pizza skills? both should be worshipped!

 

[Cape Brewing]

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

 

[yeager1977]

And somehow... he is just Paul... we all want to hate him because he's beautiful but he's just too darned nice to hate. And did I mention his brewing prowess and pizza skills? both should be worshipped!

Paul hijack your account?

 

[Melana]

Paul hijack your account?

Sarcasm.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm just too good to be true
Can't take your eyes off of me
I'd be like heaven to touch
You want to hold me so much
My greatness reaches the sky
And you thank God I'm alive
I'm just too good to be true
Wish you were me 'stead of you.


http://youtu.be/PzpWKAGvGdA

 

[paulthenurse]

So some f'tard from the Solar Panel Co comes to the house today. Three hours early. I'm running around like PTN trying to get the boat put to bed for the winter and dingleberry shows up. So he spends a few hours selling Al on how wicked pissah solah sh!t is while Drunken and I faht around work in' on LSU and the oven.

So after dinkwad sells Al on the sheet he comes out and sees that Drunken and I are setting up to brew.
"Hey, do you brew beer?"
"Hey, does your Mom swallow?"
"Cause i brew beer."

"Fark! Ok. This is gonna be ugly . Go to HBT. Find the Masshole thread. I'm PTN. Bend over. Grab your ankles. You're gonna love Yeager."

Everybody say Hi to SolarPanelGuy.

He said he'd be here soon.

 

[j1laskey]

I bet he doesn't stay long

 

[bluemoose]

Can I build a solar powered pizza oven?


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[Cape Brewing]

gold


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[Melana]

Did you tell him that your beer is almost as good as your pizza?

 

[bob1852]

Can I build a solar powered pizza oven?


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I made one out of aluminum foil and a cardboard box as a third grade science project. Come to think of it, it was engineered much better than PTN's oven...

 

[paulthenurse]

Damn. That's some funny stuff. You guys are a laugh riot. You too, Melana.

 

[Melana]

Damn. That's some funny stuff. You guys are a laugh riot. You too, Melana.

Just trying to help....

 

[paulthenurse]

Sox just signed Hanly Ramirez. I can't get excited.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Boston still has a baseball team??


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[TheDudeLebowski]

Sox are more f'd up than the wood fired pizza stove thread!

 

[paulthenurse]

Now that was just mean spirited.