The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

About 72 hours from my first proper vacation in years; let's see how much work I actually get done between now and the end of the week. My money's on "not very much!"

You're making a pizza oven, too?

 

[paulthenurse]

Zing!

 

[the_bird]

I've completely avoided that thread; I get enough nonsense in this piece of ****. I don't need to hear Paulie stroke himself because he managed to put two bricks together.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I dont think he has even gotten 2 together yet

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I dont think he has even gotten 2 together yet

You've seen the bathroom remodel. I'm sure he's put more than two bricks together.

 

[bob1852]

I dont think he has even gotten 2 together yet

Do the paper cut outs of bricks count?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm SO chopping off your ****** and feeding it to the dogs

 

[Cape Brewing]

Didn't you say that in your other thread?

Kinda obsessed with other guys' private parts huh?


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[paulthenurse]

I hate you with the heat of one thousand suns.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you could see the expression on my face you could tell how devastated I am


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[paulthenurse]

Close. Not perfect but awfully damned close.

Much like me.

 

[bob1852]

Hey notcapebrewing, you're in the wrong thread...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't get it


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[bob1852]

I don't get it


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One time, this one guy made up a fake name on HBT. He couldn't keep his log-in's straight, and wound up making a post under his real HBT account that he thought was under his fake HBT account. I really smart guy (and award winning brewer) caught him and mocked him. And everyone laughed at the expense of that ol' chap.

You see, it's similar to this. The village idiot has started another dumb thread to cover his non-build project, but he keeps posting updates to this idiotic thread.

 

[paulthenurse]

Faaaaaaaark!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

So now I gotta find a picture of a fat female mason holding a shotgun and stroking her pooch?

I am so screwed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

One time, this one guy made up a fake name on HBT. He couldn't keep his log-in's straight, and wound up making a post under his real HBT account that he thought was under his fake HBT account. I really smart guy (and award winning brewer) caught him and mocked him. And everyone laughed at the expense of that ol' chap.



You see, it's similar to this. The village idiot has started another dumb thread to cover his non-build project, but he keeps posting updates to this idiotic thread.

Yeah... not followin' you




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[the_bird]

Close. Not perfect but awfully damned close.View attachment 211714

Much like me.

Meh. Not really all that close. You can do better. Well, YOU can't do any better, but most people could.

 

[bob1852]

If Paul built a bridge.....close enough....

 

[the_bird]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Inches

 

[the_bird]

 

[the_bird]

I hope they ban your ass, you ****ing *******.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i got a warning

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

plus, it was actually quite funny. why am I an ***hole? if that offended you, your quite weak

 

[bob1852]

*you're

 

[the_bird]

Because some of us aren't sitting unemployed with our thumbs up our ass in mom's basement. You're the only ******* who's posted anything that would get me in trouble with HR.

 

[bob1852]

plus, it was actually quite funny.

No, no it wasn't.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

sorry bout that. but I am not unemployed, just at lunch

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm having fresh fish for supper.